Hooligans Page #4

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ranked double black belt in karate.

- Is he f***! Look at the size of him.

- No.

Bloody Karate Kid film? Based on his exploits.

- Really?

- Yeah, it's true.

- Bollocks! Bollocks!

- Come on, why not?

You've been here f***ing five minutes

and you're lying.

[# The Stone Roses: Waterfall]

# Now you're at the wheel

# Tell me how does it feel?

# So good to have equalised

# To lift up the lids of your eyes

# As the miles, they disappear

# See land begin to clear... #

He's now officially cockney, the boy.

Hey!

[All cheer]

- [Chant] Oh, East London!

- Is wonderful!

- Is wonderful!

- # Oh, East London is wonderful

# It's full of tits, fanny at West Ham

- # Oh, East London is wonderful #

- Oh, East London!

- Oh, East London!

- Is wonderful!

Is wonderful!

You know that bollocks you was talking

about earlier about Karate Kid.

That's horse piss, right?

- Oh, no, no.

- No, mate. Sh*t's Gospel of Paul.

- Yeah.

- What was your coach's name?

Little Chink geezer. What was his name?

- In the first one?

- All f***ing three.

Why weren't you in the fourth one?

Why'd you let the side down?

You weren't there, mate...

# Stick a blue flag up your arse

# Up your arse, up your arse... #

What was his f***ing name, your mentor?

You owe it all to him.

- I can't remember it.

- Miyagi!

- Miyagi! F***'s sake.

- Miyagi.

Miyagi. Mr Miyagi.

He was based on a real person.

They based him on a real person.

That's out of order. Did they pay him?

- Of course he got f***ing paid.

- Just imagine the situation.

No, listen, seriously. Imagine the situation.

- Someone uses you in a f***ing film...

- It's a liberty.

Don't take the piss out of me.

This is real stuff I'm talking about.

- To the real Mr Miyagi!

- [Cheering]

Oi, listen to this. This is our song.

# They reach the sky

# And like my dreams they fade and die

# Fortune's always hiding

# I've looked everywhere

# I'm forever blowing bubbles

# Pretty bubbles in the air #

United!

United! United!

# Let's go f***ing mental

Let's go f***ing mental

# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

# Let's go f***ing mental

Let's go f***ing mental

# Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

# Let's go f***ing mental... #

Friend of the family, eh?

Pete might be showing you a bit of courtesy,

you being Shannon's brother,

but get it straight, we don't like outsiders.

All right?

Come on, you Hammers!

All right, mate?

Hey, Pete, look, I'm gonna head home.

I'm not feeling so hot. Jet lag.

F*** off. You're not missing the game.

You wanted to learn about soccer.

# I'm forever blowing bubbles

# Pretty bubbles in the air

# They fly so high, they reach the sky

# And like my dreams, they fade and die

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