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Yeah, well, Pig is better.

If cat is "Pig," what is your name?

Gratuity Tucci.

But my friends call me "Tip."

- Tip.

- I said "my friends."

But we are friends.

All humans and Boov.

Captain Smek has decided.

Captain Smek is an idiot.

Untrue!

Captain Smek is genius

and best at running away.

Have you not heard

the legend of the Shusher?

Long ago, our enemy, the Gorg...

invited the Boov to a peace meeting.

But Smek wisely fled in terror.

And he took a great trophy: the Shusher.

Run away!

Why is it called the "Shusher"?

Shush!

Whatever.

Seriously?

You guys had to ruin the Statue Of Liberty?

"Statue of Smek."

You will not get away with this.

Boov Patrol!

They are looking for you!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

What's that?

Hey!

Don't distract the driver!

Aha! Busta Lime.

"Busta Lime."

Owpain!

Owpain.

Okay. Pee break.

I, too, has to break pee.

Or, as you calls it, the "number one."

- We also has the "number two."

- Okay.

- And the "number three."

- Okay!

It is a good thing I doos not

have to go the number three.

It would not be safe for you.

We only doos it once a year.

I would not call it a holiday...

- but you doos need to take the day off.

- That's enough!

You can't come in here.

This is the girls' room.

Do not eat the blue mints!

Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade.

Do not drink the lemonade!

Be out in a second.

We're going to Paris!

Going to see my mom!

Takes your time!

Ant-arc-tica.

Here I come!

Fugitive Boov.

Hold still for arresting!

Best friend Kyle!

I am not your friend!

But I will be a hero Boov

for getting your password.

Yes! You has in nick-time saved us!

What is the purpose of your face?

Owpain.

You were gonna ditch me?

- No!

- Liar!

I never lie!

Yes, you do!

And you know how I know?

Because every time you lie,

you turn green!

I doos not. I--

Poomp.

Open the door, you lying,

frog-faced squishy toy!

Stop! I need your--

You promised to help me find my mom!

Then I un-promise!

That's not how it works!

You have to help me get to Paris.

I will not!

Stop! I need your--

I must hide!

I am speaking the English at you.

Whyfor do you not understands me?

I "understands." I just don't care.

- Freezing!

- Look out!

Come on!

Stop! I need your password.

No!

Go!

All I wanted was his password.

This is not a sustainable friendship model.

So...

I assume by now

we have apprehended the fugitive.

Anybody?

You. The purple one.

Not that purple. The other purple.

The other purple.

That one.

Yes, you!

So, where is he?

We do not know, sir.

What? This is number one disaster!

His message must not reach the Gorg.

This planet was hard to find,

and I will not abandon it!

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