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Someone fetch me my stress blankie.

So soothing.

Aha! Officer Kyle!

Now here is a Boov

who knows how to do his job.

Tell me, you have found the fugitive?

Yes.

Joyful exclamation!

And where is he?

There is a tiny problem.

"Tiny." As long as it's tiny, who cares?

Well, before I got the password...

I erased him.

Come party. Come party. Come party.

- Quit it!

- Sorry.

Look, Paris is danger for both of us.

It crawls with Boov.

Doos you have a plan

for once we are get there?

Not really. But I have hope.

You are bad at math.

Excuse me?

I got an "A" in geometry.

I am only saying...

Boov are superior in this way.

If probability for success falls below 50%...

Boov give up. You do not.

Exactly!

Enough with the ripping!

Okay, okay.

Tell you what. Let's have some tuneage.

What is that?

Boov song.

It is called "Motionless and Obedient."

Very big hit.

No, no, no! Not in my car.

Driver gets to pick.

This is not even music.

This is just noise.

Involuntary physical response.

You have tricked me into listening

to a debilitating sonic weapon.

If you want humans to not hate you...

you could start by liking some of our stuff.

Confusion. What is happening to my body?

It's called dancing!

Boov do not dancing!

I can tell.

But you're getting the hang of it!

How long before this kills me?

I am not in control of my own extremities!

That's it. Work it!

I do not want it to work!

You know what?

"Boov" rhymes with "groove."

Shake your Boov thang.

It is shaking in a most undignified way!

Oh, no! My hands are in the air

like I just do not care!

This is not how a Boov behaves!

I am overheated with shame!

- I must cool my core!

- Wait!

- What are you doing?

- I will returning!

We were having fun!

Oh!

Oh?

Come on, Mom. It's just snow!

I don't know anything about snow.

Our first snow!

Are you okay?

I'm sending this to--

My temperature is back to happiness.

And to show I do not hold against you

any grudge-ment...

I have brought you delicious snacking.

Fa-da! Chewy plastic rings!

I really do not enjoy

your human gratitude customs.

Where have you been?

You were gone forever!

That is not accurate. "Forever" is--

I thought you were dead! Or hurt!

Or I don't know!

But you cannot just leave

someone alone like that!

Put yourself in my shoes!

How could I wears your shoes?

My pods are too small.

It's an expression!

It means try to feel how someone else feels.

I'm just a kid. I'm not supposed to be

by myself all the time.

This is child endangerment.

Which is a crime, by the way.

But when I founded you,

you were already alone...

so I thinks it is normal for you.

When Boov are young,

we are kept in the warming oven.

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