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Turn right at the Big Dipper.

Third planet from the Sun.

Look for my balloons!

Party!

Come if you like to have fun!

My best friend Kyle will be there!

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!

Come party!

Kyle!

He is not my friend.

The internet does not lie!

You know him, you can find him.

I am putting you in charge!

But, Captain, it is not my job.

I am only a mid-level traffic Boov.

- I admire your cowardice, Officer.

- Thank you.

But I want every Boovcop on Planet Smekland

searching this city.

We need his password...

or we will all be destroyed by the Gorg!

Find him!

That Boov has made his final mistake.

Fa-da!

You were supposed to fix it!

What is this?

I calls it "Slushious."

"Slushious"?

It makes excellent fuel...

and comes in fun-to-say flavors.

"Grape Escape."

"Tangerine Twist."

"Busta Lime"!

Mom's gonna kill me.

Now I am prepared to accept one of your

traditional gestures of human gratitude.

Actually, our tradition is to punch you

in the nose. Hold still.

No! Your gratitude is implied.

You can drives first.

Then I can--

You're not coming.

I'm trying to hide from the Boov.

I'm not bringing one with me.

You'll just turn me in.

No! I just needs a ride!

I haves official Boov business

out of in town.

Me, too.

But I fixes your car!

So? I let you out of the freezer.

We're even.

- What did you do to my car?

- What doos you mean?

It should to hover much better now.

It's a car. It didn't hover at all before.

How do you stop this thing?

Oops. I have apparently reversing

the proceed and anti-proceed controls.

Yeah, I noticed.

Stop is go.

- Go is stop.

- Wait!

Whyfor you do this?

Boovs and humans are friends!

We're not friends.

You kidnapped my mom!

Who is Mimom?

No, "my" mom!

What did I say?

- I knows how to find her.

- How?

That information is at

Boov Central Command.

- At the Great Antenna.

- What?

In Paris! Now let me to inside!

Paris.

- Then promise.

- What?

Promise you'll help me find her

or I'm leaving your Boov butt.

I promise! But if you do not wish

to be capturing, it must be now!

Fine. Get in.

Oui, oui, Pig!

Paris, here we come.

We're gonna find out

where they put Mom.

Okay. I shall set the GPS

to take us straight to the Paris.

Destination entered: Antarctica.

Hey, what are you doing?

How did that happen?

Keep your Boov paws off my car!

Whoa!

Your vehicle is infested.

It's not infested. He's my pet.

His name is Pig. Don't touch him.

Now he is vibrating.

Is he going to explode?

No! He's just purring.

Why do you haves this thing?

Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?

What? No!

You just have pets for fun

and companionship.

You has me for companion on the ship.

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