Holy Matrimony Page #4

[Chuckles] | Yeah.

Yeah, I decided | on Havana.

You know, the Bible says that | goodness, kindness...

purity and fullness of heart | are the qualities for a mate.

- Uh-huh. | - Does Havana have these qualities?

Or will we see them?

Maybe we better | keep an eye on her.

You got half an hour. | What do you want to do?

- Can I get ice cream? | - Yeah. Look. Here's money.

But don't go give it away. | It's the real thing in the real world.

- It's right down there. | - Thank you.

- [Children Shouting] | - [Bells On Bicycles Ringing]

- Let's go! | - All right, go!

[Shouting, Whooping]

[Woman On TV] | A record wheat harvest this year.

But only when the wheat's | in the bin and the money's in the bank...

can farmers breathe | a sigh of relief.

Here's a local twist on that | state fair robbery. Police are | certain that PeterJakobson...

who was identified in this video | taken with a hidden camera, | has made his way into Canada...

and with his accomplice will | be attempting to disappear...

into one of the local | Hutterite colonies.

Turning now to medical news, | scientists are encouraged with the way...

[Car Engine Roaring]

Are cars supposed to go | this fast?

Listen, I'm going | to have to go away.

You just came back. You said | you were back for good.

- Things change. | - But you promised we'd be together.

You and me, remember?

- Hey! I hate you! | - Come on. No, stop it!

Look out! | Slow down!

[People Singing | In Hutterite German]

[Singing]

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Glass Shattering]

[Banging]

Where is it? | [Grunts]

- [Grunts] | - [Wilhelm Gasps] Havana.

Havana, we do not want to disturb | your mourning time...

- but may we come in? | - [Sighs] Yeah, but...

Sorry about... | Sorry about the mess.

Oh, we understand. | We understand.

I don't. | She's messier than the turkeys.

Everybody mourns | their own style.

Havana, Ezekiel has a duty | that needs to be attended to.

You know, the Bible | represents our law.

We are very strict about | observing all aspects and all dictates.

Our society...

is based upon following | tradition to the letter.

Please read Deuteronomy: | 25, 5. Right there.

"Thou shalt not | muzzle the ox."

No, no, no, | next verse.

"If brethren dwell together, and one | of them die and have no child...

"the wife of the dead | shall not marry unto a stranger.

Her husband's brother shall go in | unto her and take her to him to wife."

- Wait. What? | - What did she say?

Yeah, what did I say? | "The wife of the dead shall not marry...

"unto a stranger.

Her husband's brother shall go in | unto her and take her to him to wife"?

What is this book? | Is this a comedy or something?

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