Hollywood Sex Wars Page #6
OHH, OHH!
BUT DON'T LET HIM
PUT IT IN.
LEAVE WITHOU GIVING YOUR NUMBER.
THAT WORKS?
OF COURSE.
THE REJECTION PLAYS
ON THEIR INSECURITIES,
AND WE ALL KNOW THA ALL MEN REALLY CARE ABOU IS TITS AND ASS.
THANK YOU.
HA HA HA!
IF THEY COULD.
( laughter )
OH, MAN,
WITH MY DICK?
IS A CUPID SCORE, MAN?
RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT MEN
GET WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMEN.
NOW, LOOK AT WHA THEY SAY, FIRST,
"NO PLAYERS.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A HOOKUP,
THEN MOVE ON, MISTER."
IS SHE STANDING:
ALL RILED UP.
AND CHECK IT,
AND SPIRITUAL:
AND CARING:
AND AMBITIOUS."
AMBITIOUS?
DOESN'T REALLY FIT,
RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, "GENEROUS"
YEAH, I'M GETTIN'
"GENEROUS" A BUNCH, TOO.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
YOU KNOW,
THE WOMEN WE'RE AFTER
ARE MONEY-GRUBBING HOS.
GODDAMN RIGHT.
PREDISPOSED:
OF THREE YEARS:
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LONG
IT TAKES FOR AN INFAN TO LEARN HOW TO WALK.
AND THE MOTHER:
FAR AND WIDE.
SO FORGET ABOU THAT FAIRY TALE,
GROWING OLD TOGETHER...
TO SPREAD,
YEAH, WE DO!
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF
LIKE A GOTH VIBE
WITH, YOU KNOW, HIP-HOP.
YEAH, LIKE BAUHAUS
MEETS BOWWOW,
ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
WITH A HINT OF:
C&C MUSIC FACTORY.
UNLESS YOU'RE
FREDDY F***ING MERCURY,
ALL THAT CONVENTIONAL WISDOM
GETTING YOU LAID
DOESN'T APPLY WITH THESE CHICKS.
MAN, THESE CHICKS WERE GETTING
WHEN YOU WERE STILL POPPING ZITS
THAT'S YOU, BUDDY!
ABOUT YOUR "GIG"
SO, LOOK,
HE'LL GET GUYS ALL SORTED OUT--
AND WE'LL GET STARTED.
I'M SORRY.
WAIT. TAILOR?
IS THIS GOING:
TO BE EXPENSIVE?
YEAH, IT'S GOING
TO BE EXPENSIVE!
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