Hole in One Page #4

Golf Journal fall clothing edition!

We shoot the whole thing on Wednesday.

- Dude.

- What's up, guys?

JASON:
Guess who brought pizza?

- Hey, guys.

- Hey, Sis.

Pizza dude!

Move over.

- Want some?

- No, thanks.

Did your brother tell you

he's dropping out of school?

You're dropping out of school?

And you have the nerve to tell me

what I should and shouldn't do?

That's different, all right? No.

I have PAHR now, all right? It's my life.

School's just getting in the way.

What are you gonna tell Mom and Dad?

Mom and Dad don't need to know right now.

Guys, guys, guys, look! Check this out!

This is my favourite commercial of all time.

This is my favourite part. I love this chick.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV)

(MIMICKING) "But I have a big golf game

in two days.

"Will I be able to play after the procedure?"

"Of course, you will."

Yay!

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

MANDY:
What's that?

It's a DVD I made of the party yesterday.

Anything good?

Check it out.

I spent all night cutting it myself.

Good. I want to see what Ty made me miss.

Yo, partner! Come here. Come on, man.

- What do you think?

- ERIC:
I don't know.

I don't look so good in black.

You can see my flakes.

- This part's really cool.

- Are they...

(BOTH MOANING)

- Dude, did you film people screwing?

- Oh, yeah.

MARK:
Awesome!

They didn't even know you were there?

No way. I was in the shadows, hiding.

Dude, your camera's all messed up.

This guy is all green.

That's body paint, man.

Body paint?

Who wears paint when they're doing it?

It looks like Oscar the Grouch

is ploughing Elmo.

JASON:
(LAUGHING)

It does kind of look like that.

Freaks.

I prefer blue myself.

I bet you do, freak.

Yo, E-dog. Check this out.

Jason filmed a porno.

MAN ON TV:
...Big Dog to eat. (BARKING)

God, this dialogue sucks.

This guy sounds like he has a small dick.

That guy sounds a lot like Eric.

Bullshit.

(MAN MOANING)

- Give me the remote.

- No. This is my first film.

- WOMAN ON TV:
Give it to me, Big Dog Eric.

- Give me the remote.

Give it to me!

What? This is my film. My big debut.

I'm a filmmaker.

(BARKING)

(TV SWITCHING OFF)

Is that you on there?

No. Come on, are you crazy? Of course not.

Tyler, do you even want your sister

seeing this crap, man?

- Dude, is that paint on your back?

- ERIC:
No! Uh-uh.

Nope, it's not.

No, it's guacamole. I can explain that!

I can explain that.

Don't bother.

Wait, wait, wait, Mandy, Mandy.

Come on.

What's the big deal?

Of course you side with him.

That's what you guys always do.

Stick together.

Great job, Eric. Real good.

What did I do?

I don't know. Could it be the part

where you told my sister

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