Hole in One
- Year:
- 2009
- 100 min
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(GOLF CLUB WHOOSHING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
TYLER:
The shaft's a bit longer on this one,so just give it some room to breathe.
(EXCLAIMING)
Man down.
Ah, Mark, whatever.
He can take a shot to the head.
- Big Dog eats good.
- Sweet.
Seriously, man. You've got more
natural talent than anyone I've ever seen.
I mean, in a few years from now,
people are gonna be like, "Tiger who?"
- Hey, guys.
- You got everything we need?
I do. Your future is in my hands.
Hey, excuse me.
How would you like a PAHR T-shirt?
Number one up-and-coming
golf apparel company in the U.S.
Sure.
(GASPS)
Oh.
Thanks.
No, no, thank you.
- How did you do that?
- That was pimp.
Shit. I needed that shirt for the presentation.
- Oh, is that today?
- We're headed over there right now.
- Nice.
- We're gonna blow them away, all right?
PAHR is up and running, making a profit.
And we just stole Nike away
from Ash-Whole.
- Seriously? Nice. All right.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Right on.
- Hey, wait a minute.
E, don't you have English Lit?
Uh...
Yeah, sort of.
- Had a little problem with his professor.
- What problem?
He slept with her.
You slept with Mrs Watley?
- No.
- (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "Eric, Eric."
- It wasn't my fault, though.
We were in an elevator together
and there was porno music playing...
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Is that...
I think so.
(BELL RINGING)
(MOANING)
You're my hero.
Your old man is gonna kill you when
he finds out you've been ditching classes.
Uh-uh. That's why we're gonna make sure
he doesn't find out.
Besides, once I pull a Bobby Jones,
he's gonna forget all about it.
It won't even matter.
Wait, an amateur is not gonna win
the US Open again.
It's been 80 years.
I think it's time. My time.
Get out of the way.
My time.
(GROANS) Son of a...
Oh, yeah!
I do like this club. Can I keep this?
- Hey, Sis.
- Hey, Ty.
Hey, Eric.
Hey, Mandy.
I haven't seen you on campus much lately.
Yeah, well, you know.
Too many beers need drinking.
And too many girls that need loving.
I sit in my dorm all alone.
Well, you know,
I'm working my way over there.
I need this for the presentation.
Okay.
- Come on, Jason, let's go. Go.
- But I was just hanging out...
- Good luck.
- Later, man.
See you, guys. Oh, hey, are you going
to the Delta Tau party tonight?
(SHUSHING)
What?
Stay focused. I'll call you later.
Where you going? Class?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Mind if I walk you?
- Sure.
So, where is this party?
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark
and say that Ty doesn't want his little sister
at a frat party.
(SCOFFS) He doesn't run my life.
I'm 18 now, I can do what I want.
- All right, well...
- You know I'll find out where it is anyway.
He's gonna come after me with a five iron
if he finds out I'm the one who told you.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hold on a second. Sorry.
Hey.
Yo, E.
I got a live one here.
What's his handi?
He thinks he's an eight.
Yeah? And he's looking for some action?
FERGUS:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Get down here now, man.
All right.
I gotta jet. I got a fish on the hook.
to make money.
No, I gotta hustle every cent I can.
Maybe I should just sell my body for sex.
- In that case...
- No, no, no, no, no.
Your money is no good here.
I'll toss you one on the house.
after that it's gonna cost you.
(LAUGHS) Oh, jeez.
All right. Go to class, you.
- See you at the party later?
- We'll see. We'll see.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(GROANING)
(CAMERA CLICKING)
- He's good.
- Yeah.
- He's real good.
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