Hickey Page #4

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We need cards to get

into the pot store.

And why would we want

to get into the pot store?

Because stoners are notoriously

poor decision makers.

And buy sh*t

they don't need. Genius.

I know.

You're stoned.

No, I'm not.

You are so stoned.

All right, I'm ready

for Mr. Ryan and Mr. Jeremy.

- What?

- Nothing.

So you've been having

trouble sleeping.

How long has this been going on?

About a year.

Sorry to hear that.

And, uh, you, migraines.

Have you tried any medication?

To no avail.

I believe that.

All right, boys, I'm sorry

for your problems.

Hopefully this

medicine will help.

So, we're good to go?

Almost.

Jews for Jesus?

Are you serious?

Give it a read.

Why are you giving this to me?

I'm not even Jewish.

Well, I don't know.

You're smart, ambitious,

have an unusually close

relationship with your mother.

It's kind of Jew-ish.

You know what? Forget it.

We don't want these.

Dude, chill.

We need this.

We don't have time for this.

Don't you see

what's going on here?

- This guy's pot comes with a price.

- No, it does not.

The good doctor just gave us

some nice literature.

Isn't that right,

Dr. Brownstein?

Did you know that Paul

was educated

by one of the most eminent

pharisaic rabbis of his time?

That's not helping.

Boys, listen, I'm not trying

to push anything on you.

Okay?

I'm just trying to open

your mind to the possibilities.

So, if you would indulge me,

and take a seat,

I'm gonna...

Take a seat.

"Shev."

Here, have a little matzos.

On me.

You'll enjoy it.

Hot matzos?

It's strong, so be careful.

Break it into little pieces

before you take some.

Now sit back, relax, and

let me open up your world

to Jewish Jesus.

Hello, disciples.

Oh, I didn't know

Jesus could fly.

There's a lot you don't

know about Jesus.

For instance, did you

know Jews are for me?

You mean, Jews for Jesus?

Exactamundo.

Okay.

Jesus.

He's crazy, man.

How in the hell

is pizza going to help?

I'm sure Ryan has a plan.

You know how smart he is.

That is so cute. You taught

your lady parts how to speak.

What is wrong with you?

Oh, please, he's so into you,

like you don't know?

Stick to the plan.

Hey, how's it going?

Do you like pizzas?

You should buy it...

Before the others do.

Okay.

- Where you going?

- You got this.

Okay.

Oh, I got it.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Oh, can you help me?

- Uh, yeah, sure.

I'd like a new

n-LCD receiver.

Any particular model?

Yes, the Kenwood dnx570tr.

How much is that?

- That's $1099, but...

- Sold!

- Okay. Awesome.

- Okay. Let's go.

Okay, sweet.

I know. You can't start

it up if you want.

- I'm good.

- Okay...

All right.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

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