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Okay? And the mountain

and repair was your idea.

And it was a great idea.

- Was it, Ryan?

- Yes.

Look around.

This place is a mess.

Is this really where you'd come

to buy high end electronics?

I don't think so.

Hello?

Oh, hi!

Enrollment ends tomorrow?

Right. Right.

Yeah, yeah, I knew that.

I knew that.

Yeah, uh, thank you

for your call.

Yuck.

Well, sh*t.

Hey! Hey are you...

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You smell funny.

Where you...

Where you going?

To clean out my locker.

So, so that's it?

What else is there?

Stop!

Why?

Because...

Because we're not closing.

Okay? I did the math,

and we could still do this

together we can sell enough

to hit our number.

Like, Ellen, you are

our secret weapon.

I mean, nobody

expects you coming,

but then you're there and boom,

- you're unstoppable.

- Have you met me?

I've never sold

anything in my life.

Mm-hmm.

And Jeremy, you are

an amazing installer.

You're fast, efficient,

professional.

There's so much more

that you're capable of.

You'd be a great seller, too.

And Carly, you are like

a force of nature.

I mean, you're

the strongest seller

that this store's ever seen.

And you know I'm right.

That may be, but what are you

gonna do about it, boy wonder?

Me? I'll sell, too.

I wish to god

I had another option.

You can count on us.

Carly, please.

I need you.

We need you.

Fine, I'm in.

So... we're all in.

- Radio Raheem, what's up?

- Oh, hey,

um, we're having a sale.

- This is my corner, b*tch.

- Excuse me?

From the taco stand to the vet,

this is my turf.

Ow.

Yeah, it's thick cardboard,

isn't it?

Property rentals and car audio

are two completely

different industries.

We're not even competing.

I said, "now."

No, I'm staying.

Did you just hit me?

- No,

- oh, sh*t.

- You did not just hit me

- no, no, I didn't hit you.

- I'm not your sister, you little sh*t.

- What is up with you?

- Ah, ah! -Yeah, you didn't

know you were gonna get

a f***in' banana up you ass

this morning, did you?

What's wrong with you?

Dude, what the hell

happened to you?

All right, lay this out for me.

We save the store,

Carly sticks around,

and you get to keep on

not asking her out?

I'm not gonna rush

into anything, okay?

And everyone's still in shock.

This isn't 'Nam, dude.

See?

I'm funny, right?

Where is everybody?

At home, getting baked.

No. No, no, no, no,

they're not home.

Okay, Ellen, call the slice

in about a half an hour

and order as many

pizzas as you can.

I'm sorry. We're gonna have

to pass on that project,

but we're huge fans,

so please stay in touch.

Please, Ellen.

Thank you.

Come on.

What are we doing here?

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