Hellphone Page #5

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You hear?

Feeling better?

I'll make you sorry.

Hurt you real bad.

Sid, don't!

Go right ahead. Be my guest.

No, Sid!

- He busted my car and my arm.

- How will you jerk off?

I have no idea what happened!

Strike.

No, Sid!

Hellll-o, Virg...

Are you retarded or what?

You know what, guys?

Sid promised Angie

the topic for tomorrow's test.

You know the topic

and don't tell your friends?

He hates the new color

of your car.

Touch him again

and you'll regret it.

We have plenty of time.

No math. Mazeau's absent.

Chill, Virgil.

If he gives Angie the topic,

you'll get it too.

Get my bag.

Your cast must really hurt.

Move it, I'm in pain.

A**hole!

I'm gonna get laid!

You okay?

I hope you bag your babe.

Time's up!

Hand in your tests.

Stop writing.

Here, sir.

I answered everything!

- Hasta la vista, Tinky Winky.

- Cool color.

Not bad, huh?

Except for the fringes.

Killer look!

One Big Mac each!

Big Mac, fries, Coke.

It's better than Hanukah!

- Nice haircut, Angie.

- Who did it? Margot?

How did he get the topic?

You and your friends

could have thanked him.

Only poor people thank.

Thanks.

- For you-know-what.

- De nada.

Eat with us.

Come on.

Come on!

Don't let me go alone!

You're not eating?

No...

I'm not too hungry.

Thanks so much

for the hair solidarity.

Thank you.

It means a lot to me.

Can I cut your meat?

That must be

a Soupir family tradition.

Men cut meat for men.

Shut up.

Funny guy.

- Soupir never told you?

- Enough, Virgil.

His dad dates a go-go boy.

Actually he stopped dancing.

I bet he did.

When your dad finished,

could he even walk?

When his dad finished what?

Call Virgil.

You can be an ass.

Cool it. Just chill.

Yeah, I'll go chill.

- Who did you call?

- What's up?

Girls, this is for you!

You, Miss, stay to the end.

You, music!

Everyone, together!

Get down from there now!

For you, Angie!

What smooth moves!

Watch this, b*tch!

Husson!

Enough of this nonsense!

Everyone in my office!

Not just your Cooper is mini!

Want a real man, Angie?

At least you won't suffocate!

Are you okay?

I'm fine, thanks.

Sorry about lover-boy.

All we did was kiss a little.

Still...

You're so sweet.

It's you who needs consoling.

I'm used to them.

- I need to say something.

- Me too.

What you did was great.

Defending your father

and his friend...

Life's like

a box of chocolates.

You never know

what you're gonna get.

Virgil and I

were supposed to see a movie...

- You want to go with me?

- No, forget it.

No, let's. I'd really love to!

Okay. Pick me up Saturday at 7.

Seven it is!

What a knock-out!

I thought it was my mom!

Did you mutate?

You doing a Polo fashion show?

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