Hellphone Page #6

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Not a hint of Polo here.

- What smells?

- Why are you here?

- Excuse me?

- What?

What what?

What?

AC/DC. The concert.

Angus is in Paris, dude!

I'm sorry. I spaced it out.

Julien's working your shift.

- We've planned this for weeks.

- I know.

So shed the clown suit

and let's go.

I'm going out with Angie.

What?

I invited her out.

Actually she invited me.

Is this you, Sid?

Is this you?

I spent 6 hours in line

for these.

I'll take a bombshell over AC/DC.

Your cell nuked you.

No. I'm 17 now. That's all.

Can't you see the change?

The penguin suit, the attitude.

Even what you think! Enough Sid!

AC/DC is playing

and you talk of bombshells!

Listen to me!

The concert's not the problem.

This is your problem.

This is my big break.

I can't let it pass me by.

If you want to stay a loser,

I'm not stopping you.

How can you talk like that?

You can't understand.

We're too different.

Earth to Sid!

I'm your best friend, remember?

Siamese twins since the age of 3.

We're not brothers.

Your parents are loaded.

We have everything else

in common.

Skateboard, AC/DC.

Our fathers both left.

Same month too.

- Mine left for another guy.

- My mom was a Playboy bunny!

Good night.

Bye. I'll be back early.

Are you okay?

I'm going to Cuba...

The land of Che.

Can you imagine?

What are you wearing?

I traded my comic book collection

for this on eBay.

It's crazy.

Why are you going to Cuba?

I don't understand.

It says:

As one of our faithful customers,

A Travel Experience

invites you "All the Way to Che".

First class...

- Five-star hotels...

- Where do you see that?

The cross... I mean the star...

This is crazy. It's crazy...

Can I borrow money for a taxi?

Sure, honey. Why not take a limo

while you're at it?

- You don't understand.

- I do.

I understand if she likes you,

she'll take the subway.

All the way to Che!

- What about my Lego house?

- I can't.

Please.

What's on your hands? Nutella?

You know how much this suit cost?

Pain in the neck!

Is Fritz okay for tonight?

He said so!

And if not he can go die.

I'll tell you the problem.

Every night

I want to see your face

here at ten and Soupir's at seven.

What's the difference?

We switched shifts.

The difference is

there are rules.

We all need rules and order.

What if we breaded

before we battered?

Or if the sun stopped

orbiting the moon?

Something is definitely

out of orbit with you.

Mr. Wiseguy!

When Columbus

discovered the moon,

he had no idea you'd be working

till 1 a. m. That's right!

- 1 a. m. ?

- Yes. Soupir is fired!

You'll do two shifts

for the price of one!

Open your mouth

and you'll get breaded

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