Hellphone Page #4

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Yo bro,

we're the kings of the world!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

Go on, swallow...

Go on.

It's so good.

This is so good!

Again.

- I need to ask a favor.

- Whatever you want.

Tomorrow I'm seeing

my dad and his twat.

Can I use your phone

to get my parents to make up?

No.

What?

- I need it.

- What for?

I don't know. To try stuff.

I get it.

No, Tiger!

I know it sounds weird...

but I think I should stay with it.

It's like it chose me.

Don't stare like that.

It's my cell, bro.

Okay, take it.

Thanks.

Anti-Redhead Activated

It really is in love with you.

Are you crazy?

I told you.

It's all mine.

- How are you?

- Okay...

D'Harcourt,

say hi to mom.

A**holes!

Very funny, guys...

Let me go!

Close your eyes.

It's PG-13.

Help! Her Macintosh iPod!

Help us!

Sh*t! Get moving, guys!

My bag!

Wait! My bag!

- You okay?

- Careful!

Go on, get them!

Beat their faces in!

Follow me!

I know the way!

- There they are!

- Bastards!

They're dead meat!

We've got them!

Hello, Sid! Hello, Sid!

- You did tai-chi?

- Catechism.

- Choirboy?

- I'm a lousy singer.

She's crazy!

They stole her iPod.

- Arrest them.

- Let me go!

Thanks.

This belongs to me.

Get going.

And keep her on a leash.

I wish.

You're some skateboarder!

Actually I forgot a lot.

What can I do to thank you?

Nothing, honestly.

I do this every day.

If you're free,

we can go have dinner.

Sorry...

I need to study for the History test.

I haven't begun.

Want the topic?

Why do guys

always show off with me?

I'm not Virgil.

Come with me.

- Virgil is the phone's 2nd victim.

- So?

Throw it away! In the garbage.

Or drown it.

Finito, terminada, kaputt.

And the History topic?

It's going too far.

Tiger, relax.

It's not like anyone's dead.

Call Fouque.

Go on, angel.

Think about it, Sid.

This is serious.

- Hello?

- Mr. Fouque?

Is that you, Soupir?

He recognized you.

He hears you! Hang up!

Can I have the topic

for tomorrow's test?

Of course, Soupir.

"The French Empire

from the 1850's to 1960".

Thanks, sir.

Colonization?

The bastard said

not to study that!

Is that all?

No, I have an idea.

Out with it, boy.

Really? You think so?

I'll think about it.

- It's awesome!

- Do we give it another chance?

- What about the victims?

- They asked for it.

We have a bald bimbo

and a one-armed bully.

Get rid of that cell phone!

For my birthday,

a Mexican porn movie!

Let me go!

Hitting on my babe?

She's not yours.

I'll tell you once, Soupir.

Forget about her.

Dream on!

What's happening?

Did you just hit puberty?

- Hair starting to grow?

- I'm not scared.

Sh*t.

Hold on, don't move.

I'll help you, okay?

Virgil!

You're playing with your life.

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