Hellphone Page #3

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Zero for talking.

Lower your average a bit.

But...

Bastard.

Stand up.

I asked you a question.

You heard it, I assume.

Sure.

And the answer is...

e to 1 minus 3x

over 1 plus e to minus 3x.

I said... no calculators.

I don't have one, I swear!

Pass that up.

They do advanced math now?

I'm sick of these cell phones.

I warned you.

That's illegal!

Two hours detention.

Six hours in one week!

See? You're finally

getting good at Math.

I brought your chalk back.

Sorry!

Give me that.

He's crazy. Is it trashed?

- Not a scratch.

- Can I see?

It showed the answer.

Maybe someone sent it by SMS.

Not them.

Their six IQs combined is 2.

How about a weekend in Venice?

Why not? I love Italians.

Someone's making fun of us.

Happy Birthday, Sid

Hello, ma'am. Is Pierre in?

Bonjour, Servus, hello, Sid.

He's in his Zimmer,

in his room, in the chambre.

Yeah, here I am!

I thought you had no cours,

no Schule,

no class this morning.

We have to go to the library.

To work on our Physics.

Thank you, Sid.

What would he do without you?

Beats me.

I pray for you and your mom.

Save it for my report card.

See you later!

Strudel!

- It knew it was your birthday?

- God knows how...

Get rid of it, Sid.

Take it back. Trade it in.

No way.

This phone is special.

Hitler was special too.

I'll give you 30 euros

to throw it away.

It gave me a free number,

called Angie alone,

answered in Math,

and wished me "Happy Birthday. "

That's what scares me.

Hand it over.

It's Sid's birthday today.

Six hours of detention totally sucks.

Can you help us out?

Please?

I was freaking.

I was up all night.

Hello?

Mr. Tamalet's office.

Principal's Office

Miss Fleury!

I can't hang up!

Hello. This is Sid Soupir.

Hello, Mr. Tamalet.

No, it's Sid Soupir.

I recognized you, Mr. Tamalet.

She thinks I'm Tamalet.

Vanessa, listen up.

I decided to cancel

the boys' detention.

Yes, sir. I'll call downstairs.

Anything else?

Yes, I decided to change

the cafeteria menu.

From now on, McDonald's Party!

Big Macs, fries and Coke for lunch.

Real Coke.

- You mean for the students?

- That's right!

And...

stop wearing underwear!

- This is so wild!

- You're telling me?

- Come on...

- Where to?

This is Aladdin's lamp!

What are you doing?

In case we only have 3 wishes.

Hey phone, can you organize

a little trip for me?

Cut it out!

Calling A Travel Experience

Go for Hawaii!

Mr. Mazeau?

Chewbacca.

Squirrel.

Hamster.

Raccoon.

Guinea pig.

It was a pig from New Guinea.

It was...

a Guinea pig.

You're dynamite!

Come back...

Chinchilla alert!

They destroy eggs

by dropping them to the floor.

Anything else?

Aladdin would kill

for these sandals.

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