Head Office Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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into your building this morning, I could feel
the spirit of the Lord flowing through these halls. thud! [breathing harshly] (Howard)
What do you want me to say? I've got 35 guys on hold;
I've got too many-- Look, what do you
want me to say? Your father is dead. There's no point in him
being in semi-private. He could be in Yankee Stadium! He doesn't have to be
in semi-private! The man is dead! Of course, the company's
got a policy! That doesn't mean
I'm going to cover for it! I've got 35 lines here!
I can't talk! It wasn't my fault;
I'll call you back. It wasn't my fault;
I'll call you back. It wasn't my fault.
It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. (woman)
Hey! Hey. [growling] Was that--
Yeah, Frank. Lesson number four:
the secret to survival is, never make a decision. Never? Never. The minute you do,
you get screwed. I didn't make that decision! I have approved
somebody else's decision! I don't make decisions
like that! Do you know the difference
between decision approval? Call the guy
who made the decision! I just approved it! What are you guys
doing to me? You're killing me up there. I've got $72,000 Mercedes-Benz
that's leaking more oil than---Poland! I've got a dead father-in-law
who's pissed off because he's in semi-private! I got a cat in the hospital
that's costing me $100 a day! You guys are killing me up here! I'm dying here! I'm dying! [pump squeaking] I love this business. So you think you're
executive material, Jack? You mean,
can I play hardball? No, I mean
can you kiss ass? We'd better
get a move on. Gross'll have a heart attack
if you keep him waiting. Look, I'm afraid Mr. Gross
can't make the meeting. [woman on phone]
He can't be that busy. No, I wouldn't exactly call
what Mr. Gross is doing right now as being busy. Well, then what is he? He's dead.
He's dead. Let's make it
after lunch. Well, after lunch is
just as bad. Mr. Gross is dead. He'll still be dead after lunch. Look, Mr. Yonge
will be very upset. Yes, I know Mr. Yonge gets upset when we cancel
business meetings, but Mr. Gross has passed away. Passed away?
Dead? That's right. You mean really dead? No longer alive, correct. Try aspirin-- The man is dead. He's turning green as we speak. He's not going
to make it to lunch. He's not going
to make it to the meeting. If Mr. Yonge wants
to see Mr. Gross that badly, I'll ship Mr. Gross's body
down by internal mail. Oh. Gross screams a lot. You'll get used to him.
Right. You can live with him as long as you lift
your end of the load. Right. Lift. Right. Howard Gross is one of the best
PR men in the business. Been doing a hell of a job
for us for a lot of years. Real pressure player. Son of a b*tch,
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