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I'm going to die. They're going to kill me. [phone buzzing] I got--I got--

the phone's going here! I got to hold!

I got to put you on hold! 35 lines going here! 35 lines

and 35 people looking for me! Hang on for a second!

What? Mr. Yonge's on three. He's just seen the campaign.

He sounds upset. Tell him to hold! Mr. Rayback's on four. He's also seen the campaign. He also sounds upset. Tell Rayback to hold! Your wife's on five

from the hospital. Her father just passed away. Tell my wife to hold. Your mechanic's on six. He wants to talk to you

about your Mercedes. Hey, how you doing, Harv, yeah? Fine, no, I'm great. You guys--you guys are great. You guys are great.

Are you kidding? So is it going

to be ready or what? (Harv)

More than the oil leak-- I'm afraid we'll have to fix

the transmission--$2,500. No, no, no, just the oil.

I just wanted oil. We're talking

maybe $4,000 even. No, no, wait, wait, wait! No, no, I-I-I--you want to come

over and see my driveway? I got no oil in my driveway. What are you talking

about a leak? You guys know of any of this? You bring in car;

you put a little leak in it. The car's got a warranty. [frantic music] They're doing it. They're doing it. (man)

Hi, Frank. I got to see Dantley! He's on his way

to the prayer breakfast. Jesus Christ! You guys are gutless! You guys are--you guys

think you have a monopoly on the whole thing you've got

that dealership there? I bring it in at 15!

I bring it in at 25! I bring it in at 35

for a goddamn oil change! That's under warranty,

that transmission! I'm 35 years old,

a head of a division! I'm going to have

a heart attack trying to pay for this car! Lesson number two: never

volunteer, never confront, never talk to anyone

you can possibly avoid. Hello, Max.

Morning, Bob. Lousy thing

about Stedman. We're doing everything

in our power to save his neck. Let me show you where

your office is, Jack. Excuse me. Stedman's out. I want Xerox copies

of his personal files. Hudson, that's

your first job. Art, I want a list

of his contracts and Rolodex. Rich, I want

his underground parking spot. Get maintenance

to paint my name on it before somebody else

grabs it. Sir--

Anything else? You're late

for your prayer breakfast, sir. I think you've got God in space

this morning, sir. [all laugh] I believe in the Lord God,

mister. If more people

in this company had my faith, we'd not only be

the biggest; we'd also be the best. Amen, sir. Through business and industry-- [man coughing] the Lord God can once again

become a real force in America. American industry is

the cornerstone of moral order. spiritual vitality, and national defense. When I stepped

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