Half Magic Page #3

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or actual magic,

but these spells work

for a lot of people.

Some of my regulars

call me The Witch.

-What kind of spells?

-Oh! All kinds.

Some for serious stuff, like

for love, or work and stuff,

but some fun ones, too, like,

"I want my own unicorn."

They aren't magical.

They're overpriced candles

for rich idiots

who got nothing better to do.

Your paycheck's on my desk.

Can you take out the trash

while you're at it?

I don't want

the rats getting in there.

Sorry, Mr. J.

Did Mr. Fun Time

just call us idiots?

What an a**hole.

I think some people

just don't have

enough imagination.

Honey,

I think you should go first.

[SIGHS] Okay. Um, hmm.

Well, I want to have hot sex

with someone

who's really nice to me. [SIGHS]

Hot sex. Yes. Give it to me!

I want that, too.

I want to not fall asleep

during sex.

I want to be awake.

I want to be...

an active part of it.

-Okay, I want in. I want in!

-Okay.

Um...

I'm gonna use the red candle

for passion.

So...

you hold the candle

and you think

about what you want

to release from your life,

and then

think about what you want.

Picture the hot sex.

Okay.

All right.

I want to have

the hottest sex I've ever had

with someone

who's really nice to me.

And so mote it be.

"Mote"?

It's witch talk

for "and so shall it be."

Witch talk.

I like it.

Okay.

You guys, I really just want

my ex-husband back.

[SIGHS] I don't need hot sex.

I mean, like...

room-temperature-warm sex

would be nice

for me. Here we go.

-[SIGHS]

-And so mote it be.

And so mote it be.

Hmm.

I want hot sex with Daniel.

-So mote it be.

-So mote it be.

[SIGHS]

Okay, I don't know

if all of this is BS,

but I actually feel better.

Oh, my God, I'm invited

to a fun party tonight!

Do you guys want to go with me?

-Yeah!

-CANDY:
Yeah!

I got the light

I got the light

I got the light

I got the light

I got the light

[CHEERING]

I got the light

-CANDY:
Oh, my God.

-Wait for it.

I got the light

Oh, yeah! Here we go.

[GASPS] Ah!

Oh, my God! Amazing!

Hi!

I got the light

[GIGGLING]

-[CHEERING]

-[EVA SCREAMS]

EVA:
Oh, my God.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[HONEY CHEERING]

I got the light

I got the light

-Hey!

-Ah!

-EVA:
Hi!

-It's so good to see you, babe.

Good to see you, too.

And who is your gorgeous friend?

EVA:
Oh, uh...

Honey, this is Freedom.

He's a great artist.

He does

these cool light installations.

-HONEY:
Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.

[CHUCKLING]

I would really love to show you

my art installations.

I would love

to see your art installations.

Yeah, I'd really love to dance

with you right now.

-Okay!

-Yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I got the light

I got the light

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