Half Magic Page #2
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- Year:
- 2018
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to introduce you
to a dear friend of mine,
my mentor,
-Dr. Christiane Northrup!
-[CHEERING]
-What a pleasure.
-Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
All right...
I have something...
really magical to tell you.
I love my breasts.
Say it with me.
ALL:
I love my breasts.I love your breasts, too, Chris.
-And I love yours. Thank you.
-Oh, thank you.
Now it is time to honor
the breasts of the women
in the room.
I would like you to turn
to the person next to you,
and look at her breasts
and say,
"Your bodacious ta-tas honor
me and they honor you."
Find-- everybody find
a partner, please.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Excuse me, could you--
could you be my partner?
-WOMAN:
Yes, sure.-Okay.
Hi! I don't have a partner.
a three-way?
I've never done a three-way.
This is my third time
taking the class.
First time...
I liked my b*obs.
Second time, I loved my b*obs.
Now...
[WHISPERING] I really, really
love my b*obs.
-Mm!
-Wow.
Yeah. This is a powerful
exercise to release the shame
that we carry
in our sexual organs.
Okay! [SIGHS]
Your bodacious ta-tas honor me
and they honor you.
Your bodacious ta-tas honor me
and they honor you.
Okay!
Your bodacious ta-tas honor me
and they honor you.
Wow! This is my first
lesbian experience.
I didn't know I had it in me.
[LAUGHS]
Okay. I--
are you Eva St. Claire
the designer?
-Yes.
-Wow, I'm--
Why are you in this class?
You seem so together.
Believe me...
I have issues.
WOMAN:
That is now the endof the class
for the Divine
Feminine Workshop.
We will be meeting next week
to worship
-and decorate our pussies.
-[GASPS]
[CHEERING]
WOMAN:
Thank you.[ALL CHANTING] P*ssy! P*ssy!
P*ssy! P*ssy!
This class,
my color-therapy workshops,
and my past-life
regression conferences.
-What's color therapy?
-Oh!
make you feel.
That sounds helpful.
Oh!
Do you guys want to come
your dreams come true.
I'm a hope-ologist.
-What's a hope-ologist?
-I just made that word up.
Isn't it awesome?
I believe in the religion
of hope, or hope-ology.
I just made that up, too!
I just spent an hour
singing about my p*ssy,
so why the hell not?
Yeah, I mean, it's either that
or going home
I hate myself,
-so let's do it.
-Let's do it!
Sha-ba-lum ah-ooh
Sha-ba-lum
Ah-ooh sha-ba-lum
Ah-ooh
CANDY:
Okay.So...
what do you want to wish for?
-How does it work?
-Oh...
and cast spells on them.
I don't know
if it's positive intention
or creative visualization
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