Half Magic

Synopsis: Explores themes of female empowerment through sex, work, and friendship. These women are able to come together through their frustration over male dominance and in fact use their newly ...
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Heather Graham
Production: Momentum Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min



Danny, don't splash me!


Stop. I'm getting wet.

That's the idea.


Stop it.

-Hi, sweetie.

Oh, come on!

Come on,

let's go back to my place.

Maybe we should wait.

Wait, schmait!

These two people

are not married,

and they're going

to have premarital sex.

You could go to hell for that.

All right, that's it.

You're not allowed

to watch this show anymore.

It inspires urges that are...

-wrong and bad.

Let's go to your place.


You could go to hell

for those urges.

In hell, there is a fire

that will lap at you

for all eternity.

You gotta decide...

Do you want to go to heaven,

or do you wanna go to hell?





Yeah. You a bad girl? Huh?

You a bad girl?

-I'm a bad girl.


You're a dirty little slut, huh?

Dirty little slut,


-Um, yes.

Say it. Say you're a dirty slut.

-I'm a dirty slut.

-Yeah, you're a dirty slut!


Oh. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.





Why do you always call me

a dirty little slut?


Come on. You love it.

I like having sex on a bed.

Is this because maybe

you're, uh, you're jealous

that I'm more successful

than you?


Mr. Brock,

we're ready for you onstage.

Peter, you have been in one

great movie after another.

Walk me through your process.

How do you prepare for this?

I tell you,

I play a lot of action heroes.


and in those-- in those movies,

I have heavy artillery.

I have guns,


I have a gun on me right now.

Not physically,

in the physical sense.

I put it on the table earlier.

It's right here.

Imagine it, okay?

-It's an emotional gun for me.


This gun's here...

all the time.

Sometimes I put it in my pocket,

sometimes I put it in my...

That's how I prepare.

I'm always ready.

I'm always the action hero.

Bang! Not real.

But real.


-I'll do it.

Don't do it.

I won't do it.

You've been doing this

for years, and years and years.

Certainly, you've heard some

of the talk on the streets.

People say that Peter is

just a tough guy,

a hard guy to work with.

How do you respond to that?

Yeah, Napoleon died exiled

on an island of-- of leprosy.

That's-- that's true.

-That's history.


Jesus died on the cross,

you know?

Um, visionaries die

sometimes quicker

than non-visionaries.

You're a visionary?

Thank you.

But I'm not saying--

-Oh, you're asking. I think...

-It was a question.

...um, I think that's up

for kinda the press to decide,

and I think that bloggers,

and people

who write physical magazines

have said I was a-- a visionary.

People have--

have tweeted me about that.

You know,

you made Bros Before Hos.

Why don't you make

the female version?

I-- I wrote a great script.

It's called Chicks Before D*cks.

-Did you read it?

-Uh, look, Boo Boo,

you have all the talent.

You really do.

And I'm the one

that discovered you

and gave you

your big break, right?


-Yeah, I promoted you

-to be my D girl, right?

-I want to be a writer.

I know you want to be a writer,

and in due time.

Really. Your writing is great.

It's fresh and very unique.

But you're bogging yourself down

talking about stupid sh*t.

You know what? You--

Nobody wants to hear about

women's stories, all right?

If you want to make a film,

you got to talk about a man.

You gotta write about a man.

That's what you have to do.

Well, can you read my script?

It's called The Year of My Yoni.

It's about a woman

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Heather Graham

Heather Joan Graham (born January 29, 1970) is an American actress. After appearing in television commercials, her first starring role in a feature film came with the teen comedy License to Drive (1988), followed by the critically acclaimed film Drugstore Cowboy (1989), which gained her initial industry notice. She then played supporting roles in films such as Shout (1991), Diggstown (1992), Six Degrees of Separation (1993), Swingers (1996) and on the television series Twin Peaks (1991) and its prequel film Fire Walk with Me (1992), before gaining critical praise in Paul Thomas Anderson's Boogie Nights (1997) as porn starlet Brandy / Rollergirl. In 1999, she co-starred in Bowfinger and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. In the 2000s, Graham starred in films Committed (2000), Say It Isn't So (2001), Mary (2005), Gray Matters (2007), The Hangover (2009) and its sequel, The Hangover Part III (2013). She also had a role on the television series Scrubs in 2004, before playing the title character on the short-lived series Emily's Reasons Why Not in 2006. She also had recurring roles on Showtime's Californication (2014) and Netflix's Flaked (2016). Noted for portraying characters with sex appeal, she often appears in magazine lists of "Most Beautiful" and "Sexiest" women. Graham is a public advocate for Children International, and supported the climate change campaign Global Cool in 2007. more…

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