Hai-Alarm am Muggelsee Page #5

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- I am Snake Mller.

I'm a shark hunter.

Now that's a coincidence.

I'm also called Mller. Officer Mller.

Just because someone is called Mller,

and he's a shark hunter,.. -Yes,

of course. I'm also a Mller. Right

Yes, of course.

- OK, assuming you asked me,

and assuming I was going to answer,

then I'd say:

first thing, no one should

go in the water anymore.

We'd already got that far.

And now no further.

Typical males, sitting around, talking

and no one doing anything.

But people out there

who put their trust in us,

they need us to do something!

- So what should we do?

I thought suggestion b) was best.

- Me, too.

B)!

What was suggestion b) again?

B):
We continue as before

Nothing to report here.

Everything normal.

Oi, Erwin, I've got something!

Really?

- Aye, didn't I just say so?

Just a tiddler.

- Ave,

but we can use it...

...to get a big one.

- Yes, boy!

This is a big one,

a very big one!

A very big one!

Hold tight, hold on!

Mr Mayor, isn't it strange

that this year's Swim! Lake Mggel!

has so few contestants?

Why strange?

Quality beats quantity.

Well, last year

there were 1,234 contestants,

and this year it's only 10.

- So?

You're avoiding the question.

Not at all.

I don't even know what the question is.

All I know is that assuming

something is... -What, then?

That something isn't quite

right at Lake Mggel

What? What's not quite right?

Nothing! Nothing isn't quite right

at Lake Mggel,

that's exactly what I'm saying!

But you just said that

- I didn't say anything,

And nothing about a shark. At least

let me finish what I was saying.

Can I print that?

- What do you mean print?

There's nothing to print!

The bit about the shark.

- There is no shark.

I never

said anything about a shark.

What's your problem?

Do you need an invitation?

No, I changed my mind.

I heard there was something

in the water -Don't talk, swim!

Whoever catches me first is the winner!

How did they do that,

Casablanca 3D, amazing!

And in colour!

They do that frame by frame.

Crazy.

Think about it, 24 frames per second,

3,600 seconds per hour,

The film lasts 102 minutes,

that's 1 hour and 42 minutes.

That makes 146,880 frames,

go figure!

All to colour in!

And when they want to put it in 3D, say

that's 1 minute

per frame's fiddling around,

then that's 2,448 hours

or 102 days.

It's really spooky, 3D.

Sometimes it feels really real, as if

they really are trying to undo your bra.

Yeah, it's amazing what

they can do these days.

A campfire, how lovely!

I wonder whose it is.

Why don't we just kick off our shoes

and sit for a while?

You're a sleep-in-his-boots kind of guy.

How did you get to be

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