Hai-Alarm am Muggelsee Page #4

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I'll shut up shop

and kick you all out.

Then a giant arsehole

will come out of the sky

and cover the whole place with sh*t!

Right you are.

You wanted to go in, earlier?

Well, in you go then.

Shall I get you a towel

for afterwards?

No, thanks.

I'll just go on in.

Shark Alarm

on Lake Mggel

Shark Alarm

on Lake Mggel

Where was I now?

strategy-

c) No one goes in the water, but

positive, because now at the lido

Because the people at the lido

are going in the water again.

You think I have this lake so people

can stand around the edge, or what?

But I'm the mayor here!

I made my first million shovelling

sh*t, and now it's my tum to talk,

and you're having egg sandwiches,

or ham, or, for the adventurous,

fish-paste.

Is there cucumber on the fish-paste?

- No.

But I'll make paste

out of your cuke, my friend.

But this is the town hall,

and here I'm in charge.

Yes, but it's my town hall,

and if I say so, you'll be in charge

in the bus shelter.

As long as I'm breastfeeding

I can't eat fish-paste,

and I'll breastfeed

as long as I want.

Does anyone here have

anything against that?

I'll get this bit.

Give me the camera, it's mine, too.

- No.

It belongs to Arri!

- Exactly!

F***ing

Why are you here?

I want to see the oily doctor.

Obviously, but why?

Do you want to become a diver?

Need a permit?

No, phantom limb pain.

It's an old memento

of an unpleasant encounter.

Ouch, phantom limb pain.

And can the city doctor

do something about it?

Yes, issue a certificate, for the health

insurance. Get free prescriptions.

Ah, free prescriptions.

I've got one of those,

for ski thumb.

We found that.

It was in the lake.

At first we thought it was a jellyfish.

- Stupid. A Jellyfish.

Or a crab, we thought,

when I was holding a hand in my hand.

Hand in hand!

Or a starfish.

- Just fancy that!

I want that shark!

Shark? What shark?

Shark?

Do you see this hand?

That's the work of a shark,

and this shark is here somewhere...

Somewhere out there.

In the lake.

- Wait a moment!

And who are you?

- I am the fish expert

from Humboldt University.

Marine Biology Department.

- Marine biology! All well and good

if there were some sea,

but what if it's freshwater out there?

These are all hypotheses,

just theories.

I think that

- OK,

let me summarize:

we assume

that out there in the lake is a shark.

And we assume that said shark is large.

And we further assume

that the shark has teeth.

And if we accept that

maybe it bit off this hand,

well, what exactly, in such a case,

would you recommend? -Primarily,

we have to establish whether

- No!

Him... the one I don't know yet.

Who are you, anyway?

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