Group Sex Page #4

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and she smells good, and

the shampoo smells so good.

and I'm wearing an apron right? So I.. I figured..

Who's gonna notice?

- She noticed.

- Duh~

Ramon.

That's my second strike.

- Did she call the cop?

- Yeah.

One more.. and I'm doing serious time.

Then if that's true, Donny?

What is your bottomline, this coming week?

- Only at home.

- Here's the question..

Can you handle that?

- I think that I can.

- I know you can.

Because I've been getting into

the whole condiment things, lately.

- Oh, tell us about that.

- It's all in my fridge.

It's genious, right?

Mayo' I mean that's a given. That's old school.

The kids are doing that, but the mustard ...

what? Totally.

Tabasco sauce you have to be careful with..

because if it gets in your urethra,

burn the sh*t out of ya'..

Yea, right at the tip of the penis.

But the.. relish ..

relish!

because it's bumpy.

Good meeting girls.

See you next week.

Uh excuse me, Vanessa.

I was wondering maybe sometime you'd be interested

in getting a cup of coffee with me or something?.. and..

Andy!

Hey, I'm Herman, this is Donny.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Donny.

Err, we're gonna get something to eat..

- Good, have fun.

- Yeah..

- We are.. gonna get something to eat.

- Yeah.

There's this place down by where I live..

they've got a whole section devoted

exclusively to the anus.

And I'm not talking about gay anus..

I'm talking hetero' anus.

They've got like a thousand title..

One month I spent $ 2,000 in there..

I maxed up my Visa, Mastercard, Optima..

What can I say, I'm a tush man..

You know, the a**hole is the new vagina.

Yes it is.

Hey. Here's a little tush for the tush man, hmm?

- Hey Mr, Cleavage.

- Hello.

I gotta' a date tonight.

What do you think? I mean, you know ...

I can like, put 'em like this..

or maybe push 'em in and.. lift 'em up at the same time.

Those are all good options ...

but I.. I think that's erm.. false advertising..

because that's not what they're gonna look like,

for realsies when I get up in there.

I will f*** you in half, you little pygmy.

Who's the new meat? Hurm~

Urm, Lisa, this is Andy.

- Hey, Andy.

- Hi.

- What's your kink?

- I'm sorry? What's my kink?

Ya, come on, man. I've been serving these sickos for years.. please..

This one, beats his dick like it owes him money.

That one, would drill a hole in a ham and f*** it.

What's you thing, Andy? What's your freaky freaky thang'?

Well, to be completely honest with you,

I'm not into the freaky freaky.

Yeah, me neither.

I was in there for a second, I was really in there.

Back in a minute.

Donny, how's that only at home going for ya'.

He tries.

Listen, I'm gonna get going. So thanks a lot for everything..

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