Group Sex Page #3

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I mean this is better than the Pilates, Bible study.

That book club that we joined.

Tell me about this chick.

What's this nymphit? What's her kink?

Hey, her name is Vanessa ...

and she is a sex and love addict.

Okay, so what's she into? Last bottom boat?

Space docking?

velging, cleveland steamer, the blumpkin..

the chilly dog, the rusty trambones,

the dirty sanchez.. What's she like?

What is wrong with you?

Jerry, it's a disease. Okay?

- Can we show her some respect, please?

- A "Disease"?

It's not a disease, Andy.

A disease is when you

wake up with some chick..

and she got crusted cheese in her underwear.

She's got to go to the hospital.

That's a disease.

You're really into this nymph. Good for you.

You know what, this is something that's.. that's weird..

she said she recently left Jumbo's Clown Room.. right..

and that this Jumbo's Clown Room was ...

this really dangerous place for her.

And I know, it's gotta be a metaphor for something..

but I think..

What, is she like..traumatized by party clown?

When she was a kid or something?

- Jumbo's Clown Room huh?

- Yeah, Jumbo's Clown Room.

Maybe that's what she call her vagina.

Maybe it's just so big and so much fun

Jerry, don't make fun of her. It's very sad.

[ Jumbo's Clown Room ]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling ya' this is a

terrible coincidence.

There's no way she worked here.

Do you have any idea how much cash this chicks

reeks in every night?

Please, it does not matter, I'm telling you

there's no way Vanessa worked here.

Vanessa worked here.

She seals my heart at.

Oh.. this is sad Andy, you're right. Oh, so sad..

Alright, alright, alright she used to work here. Right?

which means that she quit..

which means.. that she's making real progress.

Thank you.

Yea, so was I. Hey, keep digging. OK?

We haven't struck oil yet.

- Pretty sure this is illegal, man.

- Okay.

Have you ever dated a nice guy?

We're not really taking about me right now, but..

that's the thing

What are you doing?

Can you see that?

What?

Oh, someone is doing something huge today.

Earth shattering.

Lives changing huge.

What is it?

He's here.

Who?

You.

Okay everybody, let's come together..

we have a limited amount of time.

So, after.. after I.. you know, pleasured myself..

in every room in the apartment ...

and also the.. the laundry room..

- And the lobby

- Right.

A couple of times, I needed to get out..

so I.. I went to get my haircut.

- You looks great.

- Thanks man.

- But err, you know how they gave you a shampoo beforehand..

- It's very creamy.

Favourite part.

And err, the woman they have there ...

she really gets in there, on the scalp,

and she really rubs your head..

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