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I love women.

But, like a lot.

So much, I actually get kinda emotional

when I talk about this. I'm Sorry.

I think it's because I have so much

respect for women.

I mean if women are reigning the world,

how much better off would we be?

I'm kinda like the biggest feminist there is..

anyway when I'm holding a woman and

I got one hand behind the back of her neck..

and two fingers up inside her

and I'm just tweaking that G-spot ..

and I'm playing like a Stradivarius

and I watch her writhe in ectasy

I mean that's like a religious experience

and I'm not gonna lie to ya.

I don't think ...

Picasso or Da Vinci has done anything more

inspired than I do when I'm with a woman.

In my own small way, I've made a contribution ...

I've made the world.. just..

a little bit better.

I guess ...

I exist ...

to please women.

That's it.

Thank you, Rachel.

That was impressive.

Very.

It almost sound like you believe what you're saying.

Almost, ja.

Okay. You know what,

I'm about to feel insulted here..

Not only I believe what I'm saying..

but what you just heard, that's my credo.

Pleasing woman, is your credo?

It is. It's my credo! Tell 'em , Andy.

Yes, yes, that is.. that is..

is his credo.

He's told me many times,

that it's his credo.

What is your credo, Andy?

Uhh, ya know, I don't know if I can really sum up ...

my whole value system

in a couple of sentences. It's quite complex.

Give it a shot, buddy. Okay?

Okay. I umm.. Well, I umm...

I believe in err.. I believe in justice..

and uh.. I think that everyone has the right to aa..

- To assemble.

- We have to go to the bathroom ...

And make a little.. pee-pee.

Eva.

Okay. Don't be long~ We'll miss you~

What the fuck are you talking about?

- What the fuck am I? What the fuck are you talking about?

- Me?

I don't remember what that was.

I stopped listening. I zoned out.

I'm looking at you. You're saying words that dont make sense..

Andy, do me a favor. Just pay attention, okay?

We're this close to "Pussy Town".

This close. We're sitting at the gas station

right outside the "Pussy Town"..

with an orange crush and a slim jim and

we're gonna cruise on in to "Pussy Town".

Please stop saying "Pussy Town".

Listen, I am rusty. Alright.

I don't know what you expect. I am rusty.

But they are stewardess.

From Lufthansa!

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No, goddammit. I mean what the fu-

I mean look ...

God! Look at you!

Look at you.

You are sexy and you're gorgeus and you're...

Guys, I'm insane that I'm not into this right now. You know?

I mean..

- What are we doing here?

- We're enjoying it, Andy.

We're having fun.

No! It's not fun for me. No, it's not!

You know, it's not fun for me unless.. unless..

I feel something. And I don't.

I don't feel anything.

You know, I don't care about you, at all.

Urgh, I'm sorry.

Fine.

Just.. eat me out?

Morning sunshine!

If these are'nt the fluffiest, the most delicious

pancakes on the planet.

I had to batter the eggs and the milk. And I thought

You know what, how do I wake these up?

Baking powder. A'ight.

But I want that butter milk flavor. The butter's the key.

Ya. Please, please. Tell me it's not you.

Oh, I got this maple syrup from this guy in Vermont, off eBay.

The farmer only makes

it's like a freaking Lorenzo's oil.

Is that Inge from last night?

Oh yea yea yea,

I recorded em on my site. Stored 'em on my 80 gig.

Mine did'nt work out. I sent her home.

Yea you did. Home to papa.

You don't mention that?

You give me robots tossing giant

doughnuts on a skyscraper..

doughnuts spaceships.. shooting..

lasers at robots.

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