Good Morning, Vietnam Page #4

"Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my|God. It's the wicked witch of the north.

It's Hanoi Hanna!

"Now, little GI, you and|your little 'tune-ooh' too!"

"Oh, Adrian. Adrian.|What are you doing, Adrian?"

Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down|on everything but the Titanic.|Stop it right now.

Uh, you know, he's really funny. You|know, he-he-- he's like a Marx brother.

Which Marx brother|would that be, Private? Zeppo?

- I don't find him funny at all.|- Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?

Hey, uh, hi.|Can you help me? What's your name?|"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

Roosevelt, what town are you stationed|in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."

Well, thank you, Roosevelt.|What's the weather like out there?

"It's hot. Damn hot!|Real hot!

Hottest things is my shorts.|I could cook things in it.|A little crotch pot cooking."

Well, can you tell me what it feels|like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!

Were you born on the sun?|It's damn hot!

I saw-- It's so damn hot,|I saw little guys, their orange|robes burst into flames.

It's that hot!|Do you know what I'm talking about."

What do you think it's going to be like|tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet!

That's nice if you're with a lady,|but it ain't no good|if you're in the jungle."

Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song|coming your way right now.

"Nowhere To Run To"|by Martha and the Vandellas.|Yes! Hey, you know what I mean!

Too much?

- Nowhere to run to, baby

Nowhere to hide

Got nowhere to run to, baby

Nowhere to hide

It's not love I'm a-runnin'from

I know will come

'Cause I know you're no good for me

But you've become such a part of me

Everywhere I go your face I see

- Every step I take you take with me|- That is not what we programme here!

from the delta to the DMZ.

AFVN-- better than AFVD, which means|you have to get a quick shot.

- I get around

I get around

- Here's a little riddle for you.

What's the difference between the Army|and the Cub Scouts?

I get around

and down the same old strip

where the kids are hip

I'm on again at 16:00.

It's the Army.

We're talking out in the field today.|Hi, what's your name?|"My name's Bob Fliber!"

Bob, what do you do?|"I'm in artillery!" Thank you, Bob.

Can we play anything for you?|"Anything!Just play it loud! Okay?"

I get around

- 'Round

Ooh

with women that look like Zorba.

Whoo! Thank you.

"Those girls are just so pretty."|Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?

"Yes, I am.|Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

your daughter "Lynda Bird"?

"'Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel."|Easy, girl, easy.

"You know, if you pick 'em up by their|ears, it doesn't hurt 'em as much."

"Oh, you're goin'|straight to hell for that one!

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