Good Morning, Vietnam

...to recover contents such as shoes,|socks and undergarments.

And now an item of special note.

Barring any change in the weather,|the softball game...

between the 133rd|and 4th infantry divisions...

will resume as scheduled|at the Ban Mi Thout Park...

corner of Viet Ho and Hguen|Van Theiuh streets here in Saigon.

Please make a note of it.|Excuse me.

Those men who lost equipment|in last week's rains...

are asked to contact|Lieutenant Sam Scheer.

Lieutenant Schneer-- Lieutenant Scheer|asks those men with waterlogged mitts...

to make every effort to dry them out|in the sun before requesting new ones.

Bookworms:
Headquarters|Support Activities Saigon...

operates libraries at six locations|in the Republic of Vietnam.

American personnel can check out a book|in Ku Bai, Da Nang...

Phung Tao, Saigon,|Bien Wah and San Treng.

If you can't stop in|and select your own books...

write to the HSAS Library.

Ask for the books by author,|title and subject...

and your selections|will be mailed to you.

With the holiday season|rapidly approaching...

those personnel wishing|to spend Christmas cards home--

wishing to send Christmas|cards home to the States--

are asked to do so|no later than August 13...

due to a yearly mail rush|at that time.

Don't disappoint your--

watch the liberties you take.

Lost luggage:

regrets any inconvenience...

on transport carriers.

be personnel missing luggage--

Gerald Kleiner over at the 5th.

than four by five inches...

the contents of your duffel.

as all duffels look alike.

Those personnel with lost bag--

- All right.|- Hey, Sarge, where are the women?

- Airman Cronauer?|- You got it.

- Welcome to Saigon, sir.|- Careful. You could|put an eye out with that.

- God, it's warm, huh?|- Warm? No. This is a setting|for London broil.

I'm Private First Class Edward|Montesque Garlick at your service, sir.

Well, first thing, Garlick,|is you gotta requisition a new name.

I like you already, sir.

Actually, what I am, sir, is|your Armed Forces Radio Saigon|assistant who's in charge...

of orientation and billeting of|enlisted personnel, and company clerk.

Whew. I'm impressed.

- It's already started.|- I understand.

Dream on

Dream on

Dream about a love so fine

Sweet as apple-berry wine

Dream on

Dream on

This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.

by the United States government...

carrier frequency of 540...

- at 749 megahertz.|-Jesus, that guy's|as boring as whale sh*t.

Not really.|See, the purpose is to inform you|as to the radius of the radio waves.

- ...by Mantovani.|- Mantovani?

They play Mantovani to insomniacs|who don't respond to strong drugs.

General likes easy listening. You know,|I'm really gonna have to inform you--

Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady|with incredible figure at 11:00.|Stop the car.

- I can't do that, sir.|- Oh, Edward, Edward,|you don't understand.

I've been on a small Greek island|with a lot of women who look like Zorba.|I never thought I'd find|women attractive ever again.

And now that I do, you won't even|turn the car around? Thanks a lot.

- You have a very important|meeting with the top brass.|- Oh! There she is again!

- How'd she get ahead of us?|- That's another person, sir.

Ah, she's beautiful and quick.|Speed up. Check her stamina.

This is incredible! Oh, my God!|They're quick, they're fast and small.

I feel like a fox|in a chicken coop.

We got a new man comin'in.

- Don't you understand, Dick?|- No, sir. Frankly, I do not understand.

Would you kindly|lower your tone, please?

Yes, sir.

I run this show, General. If anything|screws up, it's my ass in the mower.

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