Good Morning, Vietnam Page #3

Sir, I-I really don't think that you|want to use any of those records, sir.

- We have a selection right here|that's prepared specifically--|- Hey, hey!

I've been looking forward to meeting|you. Listen, could you do me a favour?

- Can you say something funny|right this minute?|- I doubt it.

I'm with you, man.|I'm on your frequency.|Hey, let me ask you a question.

What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?

I mean, the man's not funny.|I know funny, and he's not funny.

Don't get me wrong. He seems like|a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy|and he's not funny either.

Joey Bishop. I wish someone|would explain this one to me.

Hey, incidentally,|you're on the air in about ten seconds.|Nine, eight, seven, six--

Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact"|from Marty Lee's almanac.|And now, direct from Crete...

welcome the silky-smooth sound|of Airman Adrian Cronauer.

Good morning, Vietnam!

Hey, this is not a test.|This is rock and roll.

Time to rock it|from the delta to the DMZ!

Is that me, or does that sound like|an Elvis Presley movie?

Oh, viva, Da Nang

Why don't they get a rope and hang me

Hey, is it a little too early|for being that loud? Hey, too late.

It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?|Oh, my God, it's early.

Speaking of early, how about|that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?

Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth|sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.

"Good morning, Vietnam"?|What the heck is that supposed to mean?

I don't know, Lieutenant. I-I guess|it means, good morning, uh, Vietnam.

And who gave anyone permission|to programme modern music?

Freddy and the Dreamers!

Wrong speed.|We've got it on the wrong speed.

For those of you recovering from a|hangover, that's gonna sound just right.

Let's put her right back down.|Let's try it a little faster,|see if that picks it up a little bit.

Let's get it up on 78.

Those pilots are going,|"I really like the music. I really like|the music. I really like the music."

Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey,|wait a minute. Let's try something.

Let's play this backwards|and see if it gets any better.

Freddy is a devil.|Freddy is a devil.

Picture a man going on a journey|beyond sight and sound.

He's left Crete. He's entered|the demilitarized zone.

All right. Hey, what is this|"demilitarized zone"? What do|they mean, "police action"?

"You know, she looks pretty to me. "

than a strong cup of cappuccino.

What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds|like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

Oh, no, don't go in there.

Ho Chi Minh

Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.

You're among|the little people now.

The ARVN Army

Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.|Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

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