GirlHouse Page #5

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Oh, that's... nice.

Aww... Thanks, Loverboy.

You too.

What do you mean?

True, but sometimes

you can just tell.

Well, I'm sure

you're very handsome.

Are you sure you don't

want me to get undressed?

It's okay,

it's what I'm here for.

Sorry, Loverboy, can we

pick this up another time?

Wait, how did you do that?

Gary said this place was

impossible to hack...

Yes, Loverboy,

I think you're beautiful.

Bye.

It's weird, we've known

each other since...

Since kindergarten... I think.

Yeah.

And this is the first time we've

actually really hung out.

That is weird.

Who else do you

keep in touch with from home?

Oh, just my close friends.

You know, my homies.

Um...

What about you?

No one, really.

It's weird, you know,

sometimes it feels like

you have so many friends one

minute, and then you leave home

and you're basically all alone.

It's hard to picture you

as not popular.

- I mean, I have friends...

- And now you have me.

I do, do I?

Mm-hmm.

- Uh, well, this is me, so...

- Very nice.

Hey, uh, you know there's this

matinee on Saturday

of Rear Window,

it's playing at that

old theatre by the river...

Do you have a chemistry lab

on Saturday, too?

Oh... Yeah, no, no, no. Um...

But Hitchcock is definitely

worth the 70-mile drive.

Yeah, I'll see you Saturday.

See you Saturday.

Good night.

It's Kylie.

I need a pick-up. Thanks.

How's that exam prep going?

You know, I think you might be

the only straight person I know

to turn it off

when the nudity starts.

Which does beg the interesting

question of, you are straight,

- aren't you? - Dude...

I'm gonna tell her.

- ...That I know.

- About Girlhouse?

- Bad idea, dude.

- Okay, um... Why?

If she knows, then she'll

think that you think she's easy.

Any girl on a site like this

must be a whore.

But I don't think that.

It's not gonna matter, dude.

You wanna keep this thing going,

do not tell her.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Wow, looks intimidating

in there.

You must be pretty smart

if you know how to work

all those wires and buttons.

I've always been attracted

to smart men.

Men with brains.

But do you wanna know

what's not smart?

What's not smart

is coming to a job site

and then sexually harassing

one of the employees.

I saw what you were doing.

Tongue hanging out,

like some thirsty dog.

Get a good peek? Hmm?

One word to your boss, I could

have you fired like this.

Next time, think twice before

preying on innocent women.

Got it?

I said, you got it, you sick perv?

OH MY GOD!

Hmm. Not so smart after all.

Poor Jimmy Stewart,

with those two broken legs!

But he got the girl, so...

It is a pretty steep

price for love.

No price is too steep

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