Get him!

Over there!

Where are you?

Gotcha now.

If you wanted to play house, all

you had to do was ask.

Haven't you ever

kissed a girl before?

Aww, it's easy.

All you do is close your eyes

and pucker up.

Like this.


We wanna see what's down there.

I'll show you mine

if you show me yours.

Come on, lover boy.

That's it?

Looks like an acorn!

- Mmm... - Hey, come back!

Come back!

Come back, lover boy!

Bye! See you soon!



Please help...

I'm sorry! What...

I was kidding.

No... No! Please!

I'll do whatever you want!

I'm sorry!


I'm begging you, I'm begging you!

No, no, please!


"All right"?

Honey, this here

is some Grade A prime rib.

We've been over this.

I don't have a choice.

You could always sell drugs.

Oh, my God, what are you...

Go back to your computer,

I wasn't done with my show.

Uh, okay, then get in here and

close the door, I'm buck naked.

Well, you better get used to it.

- It is your new business attire.

- Joke all you want,

but it's either this

or drop out of school.

I thought you said your mom

could swing it?

The tuition and her mortgage?

I mean...

Not without my dad's income.

Not for long.

Well, breaking news for ya,

there are other ways

a gal can earn cash

besides flashing her vertical

smile all over cyberspace.

Look, Kylie, you're

better than this...

and I strongly doubt

your dad would approve.

All right, look; t's not

prostitution, or even stripping.

There's no sleazy men slipping singles

into my g-string while copping a feel.

Yeah, but it's porn, Kylie!

Technically. But it's not like

skanky Boogie Nights porn.

I mean, it's just me

and a few unmanned cameras

doing things I'd probably

be doing anyways.

Metal and glass - that's all.

And a whole wide world

of douchebags whacking off

on the other side!

Ugh... I gotta go.

Have fun with

your little nudie site.

My name's Mia. Welcome to

Girlhouse. Come inside!

Come on, boys.

I'm so wet and ready for you.

Oh, yeah. Yeah... Oh, oh...

Oh, mm...

Hi, you've reached the

voicemail of Linda Atkins,

please leave a message.

Hey, Mom, it's me.

Great news... Um, I got

a part-time job working for

one of my professors.

It pays really well, so I'll be

able to send you some money.

Also, I decided to move

off campus with some friends.

It's way cheaper and way more

spacious than the dorms.

Oh, yeah, and, wait,

here's the best part:

I got this scholarship that

begins next semester,

so you won't have

to pay my tuition

from now on. I miss you, Mom.

Talk soon. Bye.

Kylie Atkins!

What changed your mind?

Got my eye on

a new pair of shoes.

My detractors say

I'm just some smut pedlar,

preying on the weaknesses of

young women and men.

I say screw them.

The fact is, I'm one of the

fastest-rising entrepreneurs in America.

I'm no pimp.

I'm the Hugh Hefner

for the 21st century.

Um, about the pay.

Can I really expect to make

- as much as you said?

- Minimum.

Anything above base salary

is up to you.

We track every eyeball and every

girl every second of the day.

You bring dollars, you get

rewarded. Sky's the limit.


How do I make sure one of these

guys doesn't end up stalking me?

Today, Girlhouse

is the most secure,

technologically advanced site

of its kind.

My team of top engineers work

around the clock

from an untraceable location

to ensure

that Girlhouse can never be

tracked or hacked.

Team, say hi to Kylie.

: Hi to Kylie.

Bye, team.

With this little baby,

I can monitor and control every

aspect of the site 24/7.

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Nicholas Chad Gordon (born October 24, 1995) is an American professional baseball shortstop in the Minnesota Twins organization. He was drafted by the Twins in the first round of the 2014 Major League Baseball Draft. more…

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