GirlHouse Page #4

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I'm broke and homeless, okay?

Anyways, I'm clean now,

so I can come back.

- I highly doubt you're clean.

- And Gary's already replaced you.

What? You serious?

That's my bed!

- She's pretty.

- ...And nice.

...And not a heroin addict.

Gary, if you're watching,

I swear I'll be good

from now on.

Besides, you need some

latin panocha up in here,

give this house some flavour.

Look, I'm off the crank, I promise,

just give me one more chance.

You sure you wanna

give up on this?

He says you can stay

on the couch... for now.

Thank you so much, papi, I...

I won't let you down, I swear.

Okay, who's next?

I need you guys cheering for me!

Ready, girls?

Pay attention!

Whose turn is it?

Who's next?

Woo!

Is that coconut?

I've missed you.

: Gotcha now...

You got clean for me?

I knew it was coconut.

Hey.

Linda Lovelace, in the flesh.

Saw your show last night.

Definitely got me hard.

The house looks nice though - score. When

are you going to invite me over for tea?

No can do. The location

is top secret.

Really? What about all

the guys that come over

- to pork your brains out?

- They are blindfolded

- on the drive over.

- You're kidding.

- No.

- Kinky.

- Tell her yet?

- I'm really not too worried

about her logging on

and finding out, so... nope.

Kylie... Wow! Hey.

- Uh, hi...

- Yeah.

Ben Stanley. What are you

doing here, do you go to Selby?

No, I don't, actually, I go to

Old North Tech in Charlotte.

- But I have a chemistry lab

here, twice a week. - Oh.

So, wow! It's so good to see you.

Were you in Topeka this summer?

...Yeah.

- 'Cause I... I didn't see you.

- I didn't... get out much.

My... dad died.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Wow... Well, I mean, I

didn't know your dad,

but if he contributed

to making you,

he must have been

pretty awesome.

You look different...

from high school.

Late growth spurt,

that's what that is.

- Well, it's good to...

- Hey, do you wanna...

Sorry, do you wanna maybe

go for coffee some time?

- Or like, a snack?

- "Snack"?

Yeah... I don't know

why I said snack.

Um... Yeah, that'd be great.

Cool, when... should we

do that?

- Gimme a call.

- Okay.

- Wait, is that the time?

- Yeah.

- I gotta go.

- Where? I'll walk you.

No, um... No, it's okay.

I... Across campus.

It's far away. Call me!

Hey, Loverboy, sorry I'm late.

Aww, not this girl.

Let's go private.

So... Do you want me

to get undressed?

Oh...

Just talk.

Okay, sure. I can do that.

What do you wanna talk about?

: Come on,

lover boy!

: Um.. The girls say

you're something of a regular.

I like that. Means you're loyal.

What do you do for work?

Oh, like programming?

How do you like that?

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