Gendarme et les extra-terrestres, Le (The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space) Page #6

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We're grounded.

- We can't leave here.

I'm in command now. Come on.

Follow me.

Those two aren't leaving.

Can I go?

Everything ok?

They're weird. All they eat is lettuce

and you know what they drink?

I know, thank you.

That way and act natural.

Don't you dare or

I make you disappear.

Forget what you saw.

Forget we were ever here.

Or else the whole city suffers

the same fate. Remember that.

Come on, go.

What are you doing here?

And in uniform?

I told you to stay inside.

- An emergency.

What was that?

- False alarm.

Just a silly joke.

- Go back then. I'm going to eat.

But wasn't it here?

- What, sergeant?

The restaurant, the Cabanon.

- There's nothing here.

What?

- There never was.

There always used to be

a restaurant here.

Never? I've been coming here for years.

- Never.

But I've been coming here for years.

I had dinner here two days ago.

I sat here.

I had ragout here. Exactly here.

I'm not crazy.

But I'm not crazy.

You're fooling me.

Someone's fooling me.

No, no. One sees aliens ands the other

one sees restaurants.

To the police station and quickly.

I'll find out what's happening here.

Mr Gerber...

You'll never believe what happened.

They stole my restaurant.

Where's the Cabanon?

- Stolen.

What times we live in.

But it's true. It's true.

We're going around in circles.

What if we... No, we can't.

Or...

- No, go back to sleep.

We'll get one. Then we find out what

their weak spot is.

Easier said than done.

- Especially when they're disguised.

We need to have a secret sign.

Like what?

- We'll wear our kepi Blriot style.

No...

Actually, what's inside this?

Everything ok.

You were right.

They exist. Look what's left of them.

Did you see it?

Totally rusted away.

Damn, that's it.

We've got them. They rust.

They rust. We've got them.

They rust.

How do we recognize them?

- The shower...

Have you all gone mad?

We received 142 complaints. 142.

Poor passers-by were

harassed. What kind of joke is that?

What kind of losers are you?

And put your kepi straight.

How dare you wear it

Lindbergh style?

How is this possible? What do you think,

mister civil servant?

And you, Bertier?

- Me too.

Ive had enough of this nonsense.

We look like total fools.

The aliens look like us. So we

have to take precautions.

And don't yell like that. We

know how to destroy them.

By spraying people?

How will you destroy them?

- They rust, colonel.

A bit of water,

and see what's left.

Not convinced, colonel?

- I'm stunned.

That's unbelievable.

Bring me one that works.

We're going to lure them.

- How?

Like a hunt.

With a decoy, with a fake saucer.

A fake saucer and there we go.

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