Gendarme et les extra-terrestres, Le (The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space) Page #5

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But no, darling,

I can explain.

You'll pay for this.

Just wait.

- That's not your wife. She's fake.

Taste this and you'll see.

that gendarme keeps following us

it's becoming a pain

do something about it

Good that you're here.

I can explain it all.

That woman...

- She's from another planet, yes.

Stop with those wild stories.

Nobody believes me, but it's true.

They really exist.

Poor Ludovic, you need affection.

You need a break.

As you wish, darling, but never

bring up divorce again.

Shall we have dinner somewhere

out of the city? It will do you good.

Whatever you want, sweet darling.

It's great to take a break like this.

I'm so happy and relaxed.

Watch the road, though.

- I know it by heart.

I thought you knew it by heart.

I feel so young, so young.

I want to kiss you.

No, look ahead.

I know that trick. Is this to get me into

the bushes? After all those years?

I swear, darling...

- You're like a schoolboy.

It's touching and I'm flattered.

And we have time to go

for a little walk, actually.

It's good for the appetite.

- You're right.

We have to make the best of

these rare moments. Come on.

Do you remember the

first time I saw you?

You were driving like a maniac. Fast and

dangerous. I loved you from the start.

And you haven't changed a bit.

It's as if it was yesterday.

Yes, Ludovic.

Our love is the strongest.

And it has to remain

strong. And pure.

My little bird. - But when I

saw you with that other woman.

I thought she was an alien.

Even if they exist, forget about them.

Only think of us.

My dearest...

Jospha, I love you.

We have to run, Jospha. Come.

Go on board, Mr Cruchot.

Inside, Mr Cruchot.

- No.

Chief, are you there?

This can't be true.

Where are you?

- Here.

My darlings, I love you.

You're so sweet.

My dear little Tricard, Berlicot.

We have to take you.

- My pigeon, where are you?

In the woods, chief.

Are you making fun of me?

Come on, darling,

it's a misunderstanding.

No, we have nothing more to

say to each other. Call my lawyer.

It's between them and me. I have to

prove they exist or my wife leaves me.

I'm going away with my wife.

Cruchot, your wife was really upset.

It was touching.

You'll hear from me.

In the meantime, stay inside.

But they exist.

- You stay here.

Goodbye, gentlemen.

- Goodbye. Enjoy your meal.

Now I'm in command.

I'm the tallest.

I'm in command now.

- No, I'm the strongest.

No, me, because I'm the fattest.

I'm in charge, because

I have the chair.

Silent. Listen.

One of the girls dropped

this on the beach.

They're transmitting a code.

A salad for one and a makala for eight.

That comes from the Cabanon.

Makala is their specialty.

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