Gangsterdam Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
- 100 min
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Orals aren't your thing.
Science is solid.
Formulas and figures never betray you.
Sure, the girls are ugly,
but they're not picky.
I've thought it over.
After you flunk,
we cram all summer...
Pls don't come tomorrow.
It's not for you.
Advanced Math.
You'll get every degree there is.
N0 orals, no stupid attorney's robes
that cost a fortune.
Listen, Ruben...
What matters in life
isn't what you can do,
it's what you don't know
you can do.
You're going to Amsterdam with Nora?
Yes, dude.
Turns out I'm not a loser.
- You bribed her?
- No.
You were wrong. Get over it.
So what do I do this weekend?
Whatever you want. Study.
A/I alone?
Or with whoever you want.
Know what? Nora's gonna sell you
to a sheik as a sex slave.
Instead of taking an oral,
you'll be giving oral.
You racist pain in the butt!
The truth isn't racist.
So you'll cover for me?
23 years old and lying to daddy?
He's stressed out about the exams.
I can't dump this on him, too.
I'll cover for you.
Thanks, that's cool.
You never listen, do you?
Look, Mishka wants me here to help.
I don't need your help, dammit!
My interview with your boss
went really well.
He made me an offer
I can't refuse.
I decided this adventure is on.
- You don't get it.
- It's nothing personal.
This is serious sh*t here.
I know this is serious sh*t.
Look, my mind's made up.
Take it up with your boss.
- He's not my boss.
- Your colleague.
Ruben, I'm warning you...
We're not playing games.
You're in over your head.
It's dangerous.
I don't want anything to happen to you.
So I'm asking you...
Listen to me. Look at me.
And shut the f*** up!
You got a problem?
Are you listening'?
Isn't he your buddy?
Durex, what are you doing?
- Going to Amsterdam.
- Not gonna happen.
No way!
A problem?
- No.
- No problem.
Durex. The pleasure's mine.
I'm the best friend.
This is not gonna happen.
I just told him!
My ticket!
My car, my seat. Deal with it.
- He doesn't know, right?
- Are you nuts? Never!
Trust me. I've known him forever.
I'll handle him.
That's you handling him?
Everybody heard you,
the whole train shook. Not cool.
With me, it comes with a bang.
It's my signature.
You stupid jerk!
Around kids, families,
you don't pull that sh*t!
No farting in enclosed spaces!
Forget it, he's a pig.
- You never fart, I suppose?
- Sure, I fart.
Too much information.
- I crack stinkers.
- No!
But they stink in silence.
Of course!
The famous silent fart of the female.
IflaggediL
and you snuck closer.
Admit it, I fascinate you.
So this is Amsterdam?
City of a**holes, by the looks of it.
Best place to start
is the Rijksmuseum.
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