Funny Farm Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 101 min
- 1,049 Views
And they lived to an average age of 29.
Come here.
Close your eyes
and try to get some sleep.
[ELIZABETH HUMMING]
[CRUNCHES]
[CRUNCHING]
[FLY BUZZING]
Hey.
[TRUCK APPROACHING]
They're here.
Be civil.
Well, it's about time!
Where the hell have you guys been?
Oh, man.
- You hear that?
- Didn't hear a thing.
ANDY:
I'll have somebody's ass for this!- Nope.
- You're a day late, damn it!
We had to sleep on the floor last night!
Where the hell have you idiots been?
- Or that?
- I don't know what to say. I'm at a loss.
I have a contract. Says if you're late,
you get a rebate. Well, you guys are late.
And I want more than a rebate.
I want a goddamn refund!
Somebody answer me!
- We got lost.
- Lost?
How could you get lost?
I drew you a map!
Okay. That's more like it.
- Now we're getting somewhere.
- This one?
Good choice.
Follow me.
Okay, that goes in my writing room.
It's on the second floor,
last room on the left.
That is top-quality leather.
Watch it going up the stairs.
Also, we just had the floors done
so I don't want scratches and scrapes.
Just take it easy on the floors, okay?
Hey! Fella, hey!
Wait!
Stop!
You slept on the floor, huh?
We slept outside
with the bugs and the wild animals.
Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is.
And we haven't eaten since yesterday.
So stay the hell out of our way
and keep your mouth shut!
Sounds fair.
[WATER SQUISHES]
ELIZABETH:
How's it going?
Fine. Great.
ELIZABETH:
That's good.
Well, back to work.
[BIRD CHIRPING]
[WHISTLING]
Yeah.
[SNORING]
[THUDDING]
ELIZABETH:
Hey, Andy?- What?
Come down here, Andy! Hurry!
[GRUNTING]
ELIZABETH:
Andy?
- Andy?
- What?
- I found the phone.
- Good.
Call the movers. I'm not spending
another night in this house.
- Why? What happened?
- There's a coffin in the garden.
- Operator.
ANDY:
Sheriff's office, please.Yes, sir. I can connect you with the sheriff
if you will kindly deposit 20 cents.
- This isn't a pay phone.
- Please, sir.
Deposit 20 cents in the slot
and I'll complete your call as requested.
You don't understand. This is Mr. Farmer.
We just moved into the Musselman place.
You were supposed to install
a wall phone in the kitchen.
Please, sir, just drop a couple of dimes
in the slot...
...and I will happily complete your call
as requested.
What slot? There is no slot.
Haven't you been listening?
This is not a pay phone! This is a goddamn
1948 table model with a 12" cord...
...that some jackass put in my cabinet!
Disconnect. Vulgar and abusive language,
that's an automatic disconnect.
- Operator.
ANDY:
Yes, hello.
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