Fun Mom Dinner Page #4

Okay, ladies, positions, please.

Come on, ladies, positions, please.

- We need to talk about this.

- Dinner tonight?

- I wanna see those knees to cheeks.

Five, six, seven, eight, and go down, down,

down, down, down, down!

That's it. Ugh!

- Good thing this is an overnight.

- Whoo!

Ooh, down, down, down! Ooh, higher!

Let me hear you say whoo!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- I do not get this.

Do you know how to do Instagram?

I'm stuck.

Hey, good timing.

I just got a text from Kate a minute ago

who's gonna be here in five, so...

- Oh, I texted Andrew.

We're gonna go hang out

over there for a bit.

- Oh, are you sure it's a good idea,

'cause it's a school night,

and you know if Wyatt falls asleep in

the car, he's never gonna transfer.

It will be great, babe.

The kids'll have fun.

Oh, fun, what a concept.

- No, you don't get to do

the "we never have fun anymore" thing.

I'm babysitting tonight

so you can go out and have fun.

- You're babysitting, Tom?!

- Yeah.

- It's not babysitting

when they're your kids.

- Yeah, it is.

- No, it's parenting.

- You're splitting hairs there,

but, yeah, sure, I mean, both.

- His green blanket is in the dryer.

Do not forget it if you go out.

You'll be so sorry.

Are you listening

to any of this right now?

- Come on. Uh, yeah, yeah,

the diaper and the, um,

the blankets, it's no problem.

- Okay.

- All right, you know what?

I need to take a quick shower.

- All right.

Good luck with that.

Have a good night.

- Okay.

Goodbye.

Good bye.

- But I was just thinking

I needed to take a quick shower.

- Please.

- What?

- Tell me you didn't do this.

- I kind Of did.

- Looks like your classic ambush move.

- That Emily is sneaky.

- I like her.

- I thought this was just gonna be

the two of us,

talking about you and Tom

and shitty life stuff.

- I know. I didn't wanna come alone.

I'm sorry I tricked you, okay?

I just wanted a night

where I am not thinking about Tom.

I need it

- Oprah? Gayle?

Care to open up your friendship circle?

Let's go, come on.

- One hour, that is it.

And you f***ing owe me.

- Come on.

- I love you.

- Melanie, you look hot.

- You look great.

- I mean, what else are we

supposed to bring to snack share?

I mean, we've got three kids

allergic to gluten, a tree nut,

two soys,

and that kid with the zipper thing?

- Oh, that kid is not allergic to zippers.

No f***ing way.

- But it's on the list.

- He's just scared of them.

That's more of an emotional allergy.

- Yes, I did the ROTC thing in college,

and I came this close to joining

the Armed Forces, you know?

I still think about it.

You cannot get me out of my 'tigues

on the weekends.

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