Fun Mom Dinner Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 81 min
- 369 Views
- Yeah.
- And great for us, Em.
We get to hang like the old times,
just the girls.
- Speaking of just the girls,
a couple of the moms from school
asked me out for a fun mom dinner.
- That sounds awful.
- Hey, it's a fun mom dinner.
How can it not be, you know, fun?
- Shut the f*** up, hon.
Which ones were they?
- One of them was named Jamie.
- I know her. I mean,
I don't "know" know her.
I follow her on Instagram.
She's a bit of an over-sharer.
- Seriously, Andrew? Jesus, I mean,
some wives would be pissed about this.
I think I'm just embarrassed for you. Here.
- Whoa.
- #sharedcustody?
# metime?
F***, if it's me time,
why feel the need to share it with us?
Who's the other mom?
- Melanie.
- Okay, that woman is bat-sh*t crazy.
in the Helping Hand yard.
- No, they're trying to be nice.
- You have to get out of it.
Just say Wyatt's sick or something.
- No, don't listen to her, Em.
And you should go too, babe.
- Honey, I think this is great.
You should make more friends,
you should, you know, widen your circle.
- Widen your circle?
- That's super sexual.
- Yeah, maybe it is sexual. So what?
take a look around.
- Oh! Speaking...
of sexual innuendo...
look what I found in the move.
- What is it?
- Oh, my God.
It's our sex questionnaire
from sophomore year.
- We answered every
question with Jake Ryan.
Yes! And it marked the birth
of the I Love Jake Club.
- The I love who?
- Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles.
That was our movie.
Jake Ryan is like the perfect guy.
I've never heard
about any of this.
There were two presidents
and two members.
- You guys started a club
and there's only two people in it?
That's adorable and sad. Let me see this.
- Yeah, you two can't be in the club.
- What?!
- HEY-
- HEY-
- All yours.
You wanna watch a little John Oliver?
- No.
Oh, hey, would you mind taking Amelia
to school tomorrow so I can go work out?
- No... f***ing... way.
- What?
" Mommy!
- Hey, shhh, shhh, shhh...
Mommy's here.
Don't forget to go pee-pee.
Remember last time?
- Did you really just tell me to go pee-pee?
- I did.
- 'Cause I don't have to. I came prepared.
- Oh!
- Sam's pull-up is tight as f***!
- Oh, that is so wrong.
- You push out two more kids
and see if you don't need one.
Hey, what's going on with you?
Tom stuff again?
- No.
Yes.
- You seemed happy last night.
Please tell me you went home and
had drunk sex. Oh, please, hardly.
Tom has zero interest in sex. Forget sex.
I haven't had a hug in months.
- Oh.
- The last hug I got, I think,
was from Teacher Sherry.
Kind of felt a little something.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Fun Mom Dinner" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/fun_mom_dinner_8685>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In