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soften the Swede up.

I know when my baby brother

Scotty came along,

I stopped

getting the belt.

Right.

Dwayne, I knew

I'd find you here.

Want a beer, huh?

Huh? Ha ha!

Hello. Hello.

Guys,

this is Louis.

He's the other half

on the old money train.

Louis guards the loot

in the mail car.

I don't know Dwayne

for long,

but I can say

he's my brother.

We're gonna make our

first currency trip

between our two

countries quite soon,

right, boy?

Sure you don't

want a beer, huh?

What is this dude

talking about?

Louis is proud as hell.

We're riding

the big ghost,

making the big money run

in a couple of weeks,

right, Louis?

Yes, sir, with assistants.

You mean, between the midwest provinces

and the U.S. banks?

That's us, right, Louis?

Yes, sir, with assistants.

Sure you don't

want a beer, hmm?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Can I buy

you guys a beer?

Oh... Why not?

Oh, yeah.

Get them a beer,

will you, Larry?

I can't do it.

Another beer

of the day for me.

Tell me

about your trip.

Let's see what you got.

Warden Sorenson,

I'd like to present you

with what must be

the culmination

of a great man's work.

How about letting me

get my hand back,

and then you can

give me the key?

Ha ha! Yes, sir.

Of course.

Here are the keys to this

wonderful piece of engineering.

I bet the Swede is getting a boner

for the first time in years.

Don't you just want

to caress it?

My god.

Hold it.

Brad,

the chicks.

Oh, ha ha!

The guys.

Hi.

Cute.

Ha ha! Yeah.

That's it.

God bless America

and the truck

that she makes.

God bless me.

Thanks, god,

for these gifts.

I'll jump first.

What's the matter with you?

I can't swim!

Ohh...

Whoaaaaaa!

Ah, sh*t!

Ah, you see that?

See how butch has all the ideas

and the kid follows?

But they're

partners, right?

Yeah. Like all partners,

one has the brain.

The other

does the following.

But they're

still partners.

You're damn right

they're partners.

How many times can he drive

to the end of the road and back?

Oh, the Swede don't care how many times

you have to hose off the mud.

He don't.

"Arrismense a la pared."

They're against

the wall already!

Look at the ceiling,

will you?

Look at the blue glow

from the TV.

It's beautiful,

isn't it?

Look at this

golden hue.

You know what

you're seeing, Larry?

You're looking at what

life is really about,

not what we thought it would

be back in high school...

The blue glow of that TV,

these aluminum cans of gold.

These are my life.

What the hell happened, Larry?

Where'd we go wrong?

Well, heck,

a lot of guys

like drinking beer

and watching TV, bud.

I love drinking beer

and watching TV,

but I love my wife,

too, and i...

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