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take care of my truck.

Your truck, sir?

You know about that,

don't you?

No, sir.

You don't?

No, sir.

Well, the whole town

knows about my truck.

I don't know

where the hell you been.

Well, I was

with him when...

All right.

Just hold it there.

This truck

is my life savings.

Outside of my daughters,

there is nothing more important

in my life than this truck

that's coming to me.

You're gonna

keep it in show c...

Don't be drinking when

I'm talking, goddamn it.

You're gonna keep

that truck in "a" condition.

I don't even want to think

about what's gonna happen.

Now, that's not all.

I want you to hear another verse

from the Bible.

"Marriage should

be honored by all

and the marriage bed

kept pure."

Pure. You got it?

Pure. Yeah.

You know

what that means.

No fornication

under this roof

unless it's the designated

once-a-month conjugal visit,

and then never

on Sunday ever.

Your duties start now,

and my duty is

to straighten you pagans out,

no matter what it takes

because if you two

don't cut the mustard,

you'll both be

in the lake of fire.

Lake of fire!

Hey

oh, yeah, yeah

mm

I want to love you tonight

waah ha ha ha!

Oh! Honey.

Whoo hoo hoo!

Morning, sir.

Morning. All right.

Let's have a smile.

Come on, you bubbies.

Hey. That's better.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, sir.

All right, everybody.

Back to your cells.

Where are

those fornicators?

Daddy, it's ok.

It's our

visiting day...

Tuesday, not Sunday.

Tuesday?

Tuesday, sir.

Yeah.

Goddamn.

Oh, where were we?

Where were we?

We were, um, right into...

Oh, right. Ohh...

Uh, sir...

I want your asses...

Liv?

Liv, are these what

you were looking for?

Wow, Inga, your baby

is really showing.

Yeah, and you're

really not, Liv.

When are you really

gonna get pregnant

well, it's tough for me

and Larry to make a baby,

especially with

daddy's house rules.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna do it.

You better.

They're downstairs

with daddy having fun.

Hey! Nngh!

Now, you both have committed fornication,

have you not?

Yeah. I guess so.

Yes.

Jesus!

Did you say,

"Jesus"?

We are not to take

the lord's name in vain.

Holy m...

Mackerel.

Now, in addition,

Lawrence,

the cardinal sin

which was committed by you

was that your broke wind

in church.

Well, I saw you hunch up

on one cheek

before you

blasted one off,

and that makes it

a double sin.

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Life is hell.

I'm not even

happy anymore.

I always get my ass

kicked around

and tortured

by that damn Swede.

Wait till he gets

a new truck, huh?

I'll be down in the wheel well

with a toothbrush.

Maybe when the babies come,

everything will get easier,

you know,

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