Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Page #8
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- 2011
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Okay.
Now entering the arena,
the reigning Tag Team Champions,
Fred Figglehorn
and his father, Dad Figglehorn!
Let's go!
Now, the champs must face
their deadliest opponents yet,
the masked vampire,
Mr. Devlin!
And his undead partner, Kevin!
- Oh, my gammit!
- They're vampires, Son.
In the words of Vince McMahon,
"Expect the unexpected."
Oh, my gammit!
No human is a match
for the strength of the undead.
- I was going to say that.
If you'd let me finish, that was going to be
the end of my sentence.
I'm sorry, I cut you off.
- You're what?
- I'm sorry.
Well, you don't sound like you mean it,
so apology not accepted!
Figglehorn!
Please don't bite my neck!
- I'm not gonna bite you!
- You aren't?
No, that's disgusting!
The other vampires
would think we're dating.
I just thought
you wanted to turn me undead.
I just want you dead!
Well, that's a relief!
Good job, Son.
Thanks. Look out behind you.
Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten!
What? Well, I better get to bed.
I have school tomorrow.
I'm more convinced than ever
that he's a vampire!
- Come on, Fred.
- Did you hear him?
He said he was going to
suck the life out of those kids.
Yeah, I heard him,
but I'm sure he meant something else.
Hey, Fred.
I'm gonna need some of your blood.
You too, Bertha.
I stand corrected.
What makes you think
we'd give you any of our blood, Mr. Devlin?
For the blood drive.
I'm gonna get a pint of blood
from each of the kids.
- Kevin gave a pint this morning.
- Yup and I feel great.
Well, you look terrible.
Yeah? Well, I look better than you!
You know, it's a great thing
that Kevin's done.
He's given the gift of life
Kind of like a vampire, if you ask me.
- Well, vampires need to live, too, Fred.
- No, they don't,
- they're dead already.
- That's where you're wrong, Fred.
Vampires are undead.
I have to get going.
I'll see you guys later
when I take your blood.
Bertha, I met your mother last night.
She is a wonderful, wonderful waitress.
Maybe next time, you give her a better tip.
The recital is tonight,
and everyone's gonna be there.
- I know, isn't it exciting?
- It's scary, is what it is.
I know, I know,
totally scary in an exciting way.
Hey, I wanna show you something.
I made these hand puppets.
Hi, Fred. I'm Talia.
Hi, Talia. I'm Fred.
I like you, Fred.
I'm not sure I'm ready to say
how I feel about you yet, Talia.
That's okay, even though
I already opened myself up to you.
That's nice.
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