Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

Hey, it's Fred!

My life is a horror movie!

It's so scary!

I'm so scared!

And you'll be, too,

once you hear about it.

You'll be scared

and scarred.

Scare-arr-red!

That's a new word I just made up,

scared and scarred

combined.

Which is what you'll be.

I'm gonna go get a snack.

Do you want to hear about it or not?

Meet me in the kitchen.

Usually, I lead a very normal life,

go to school, hang with friends,

see my girl.

You remember Judy, right?

Freddie

Judy.

Yeah, we broke up.

Dumped her.

- Don't go, Fred.

- I'm sorry, Judy, but

I can't be tied down.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Well, we'll always have the party

where you threw up on me, Fred,

now, won't we?

Yeah, that's what happened.

But she was the one to break up with me.

Anyways,

that wasn't the scary part.

My music teacher,

Mrs. Felson.

She is the best music teacher

to ever live on this earth.

How was it?

How was it, Mrs. Felson?

Beautiful, Fred. Just lovely.

Thank you.

What?

Thank you!

Tarzan! Don't you play

with Mummy's hearing aid.

But today, when I got to school,

she had vanished.

Disappeared.

Gone without a trace.

Mrs. Felson?

Mrs. Felson?

Mrs. Felson?

Hello-ski.

- Who are you?

- Well, who are you?

I'm Fred.

That tells me almost nothing.

I'm a student here.

I knew that.

I was just kidding.

It didn't seem like you were kidding.

Or did it?

I'm Mr. Devlin, the music teacher,

and I want to help you

join the world with music.

Music teacher?

You like bulgogi?

I don't know what that is!

Where's Mrs. Felson?

It was her time to move on.

Bye-ski!

He was so weird!

But the horror didn't end there.

Oh, my gammit, I wasn't expecting this

to be good, but it's amazing!

You've gotta try this.

Sorry.

Anyway, I'm so scared about

what happened after school today.

Someone followed me,

a stalker!

A really strange person.

No,

be quiet, it's okay, don't scream.

Okay.

Oh, my gammit! He's moving in next door!

- Who?

- Mr. Devlin, the weird new...

Hey, it's Fred! My life is a horror movie!

It's so scary!

I'm so scared!

Now do you see why I was so scare-arr-red?

This sandwich is really

making me feel better.

Not totally, but, you know,

it's getting there.

Why did he have

an umbrella in the daytime?

I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't

be scared, now would I?

And why are you so scared?

He's just a teacher.

He's responsible for

the disappearance of Mrs. Felson, Bertha!

I think Mrs. Felson got fired.

Yeah, I guess that could have happened,

except for the fact that it's impossible

'cause she's

the best music teacher in the world.

- In the whole planet.

- I get it, okay.

There she is.

- Mrs. Felson?

- No,

that girl I was telling you about.

She's following us.

Yeah, she follows us every day.

- Why didn't you tell me, Bertha!

- Because I didn't care.

Why do you even think

that she's so obsessed with us?

I don't know, ask her.

- Or are you scared of her, too?

- No.

Bertha, I am not scared of her.

- Yeah, whatever.

- I'm not scared.

- Excuse me.

- Hi!

Yes, hello, why are you following me?

- This is how I get to school.

- Really?

Then why have I never seen you

walk this way to school then?

Because I didn't start this school

until this year.

My name's Talia.

- I'm Fred...

- Fred.

I know.

- Well, we should get to school.

- Okie dokie.

Everybody have fun tonight

Won't everybody Wang Chung tonight

I said, everybody have fun tonight

She was actually really nice,

and she knew my name.

Stop. You're making me so jealous.

Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Bravo, Mr. Lebow. Bravo!

You're definitely

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