Four Against the Bank Page #4

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We only talked on the phone.

- I never watched it.

You were really famous. What happened?

- I'm still an actor, yeah?

I've got class. I turn down shitty jobs.

- I have to say,

you were much better than Bullet.

- Bullet was a total phony.

He went on to Hollywood.

He was totally overrated!

Season 3, episode 12:

The Stripper, Drug Ring Crash.

That was world class acting.

- Yes, it was an intense period for me.

I went undercover for four days

to prepare.

Yes, it was so authentic!

Your talent is...

Can we get back to the task at hand?

- Let the man finish!

"My talent is..."

- Your talent is...

"My talent..." Over here.

"My talent is..."

Oscar-worthy! Oscar-worthy!

Tobias, I want you to know

that this is your last day

on planet Earth.

I'm going to dissect you.

Piece by piece.

And the last thing I'll do

is cut off your balls,

stick them in a jar and put them

on the shelf with your collection.

He's bluffing, right?

- I think so.

I'm innocent, really!

I, I...

I only wanted the best for my clients!

I mean, I'm not perfect.

Once I took a soda from the machine

because it was lying there,

and I make nude drawings of my colleague,

but that's it!

What'? Yuck!

Do you jerk off to them?

At your desk?

- No! That's sick!

He winked!

- I didn't wink.

I saw it too.

You must be lying.

Oh, he did it again!

- No, I didn't do anything!

I really am a good guy!

I'm Tinkerbell, and that's Lady Di.

So, I've heard enough!

Time to kiss your balls goodbye!

You killed him!

- What? I didn't touch him!

You're my witnesses!

The chair jumped with him on it!

Does anybody know CPR?

- Yeah.

He can't breathe. Unbutton his shirt.

Stop! Stop! Not naked!

Don't undress me!

Do me a favor and just kill me quickly.

I've lost everything as it is.

What about us?

- It wasn't me!

The bank director sabotaged

your accounts.

Now it's your boss's fault?

- Yes, he did it so he could fire me!

He didn't care

if a few clients went bankrupt.

I'll knock him out!

- Not with us!

If that's true, why don't you go

to the police and tell them your version?

Who will they believe?

Schumacher, the director

of 9 profitable German banks,

or me?

- The guy who spanks his monkey at work.

I didn't spank anything!

- Of course you didn't.

Come here, sit up. Nice and slow.

You just said "profitable banks."

How profitable are they?

Baerenbank AG is worth about six billion.

- What about in the bank?

Is there a few million

in the building every day?

No, only on Fridays.

Friday is "moving day."

The money is moved to headquarters.

- "Moving day!"

"Moving day?"

- They move the money, lazy eye!

Can the three of us talk'?

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