
Four Against the Bank
- Year:
- 2016
- 96 min
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Show me the money!
Come on, that's bullshit!
Take five! What's wrong?
The take was perfect.
- "Show me the money"?
You stole that from Jerry Maguire!
- I was two when it came out.
Okay.
Then say, "Show me the... cash."
Better?
That sucks even more!
That sucks even more than
this shitty movie, and this shitty set!
I know... I know you had a role
in some TV series...
Wait a second, I starred in
the biggest German TV series of all time!
Got it?
- And now you do student shorts
for 100 euros a day.
But you said 200!
That was before I knew
you were a little diva.
You filthy little...
PETER:
THE ACTOR:
Chris! Chris! Chris!
CHRIS:
THE BOXER:
I'm responsible for this agency's
top ten kick-ass ad campaigns!
That's the way it is.
Remember the Volkswagen campaign?
That was me!
The Bitburger World Cup spot? Me!
But when it's time
to choose a creative director,
a job I've worked nine years for,
what do you do?
You give it to Gustav!
I'm so sick of this agency!
None of you
ever appreciated my creative vision.
Not one of you.
That's why
I'm going to say something to my bosses
from the bottom of my heart:
F*ck you. F*ck you all!
While you wasted your money
on whores and fast cars...
I'm talking to you, Alex.
I was saving my money.
Because I knew that someday
you'd stab me in the back.
And now I'll take my money
and open my own agency.
I'm going to pound you into the ground!
You're all dead!
Okay, that's enough.
Security!
Seriously?
I've had 12 years of Karate lessons.
MAX:
THE AD MAN:
Would you like to open
an investment account?
No thanks.
Are you sure?
Sometimes "no" can also mean "yes,"
or "yes, maybe."
Even though, in most cases,
"no" does mean "no."
Unless of course we were playing
some sort of exciting role game,
and we were tied to refrigerators,
for instance.
We'd have safe words
so we'd know that "no" means "yes."
Or that "chocolate pudding"
means "no,"
and "pickles" means "yes."
Do you want an account now?
No.
Pardon me, would you like
to open an investment account?
If you say "pickles"
I'll staple your ears to your balls!
Perverted asshole!
TOBIAS:
INVESTMENT ADVISOR
Chris!
The kick has to come right from the hip.
That's right, from the hip.
- Hey, Chris. Over here.
I'll be right there, ladies.
I'll be right there.
Great job, girls!
On Thursday, I'll be even harder on you.
- The harder, the better.
How long are you going to play this game?
- Game?
Yeah, putting your hands on their hips,
their butts, their breasts...
Hey, I don't touch breasts.
At least not at work.
Come on, Chris.
You can't go on like this.
This is nothing. It's just a scratch.
That's not what the doctor said.
You can't renew your fighting license.
And your retina is in terrible condition.
but not some stupid retina.
I don't need a retina.
That's disinfectant.
- I saw that.
I've still got women's boxing.
- Yeah,
until your six-pack turns into a beer keg
and your joints give out.
going to pay you to rook their hips?
I may be a little blind,
but I'm not dumb.
Let me show you something.
I hear you scared away another customer.
- I didn't scare her away,
I just don't like to con people
out of their money. It's immoral.
That's the business.
- Yes, according to Schumacher.
The guy's a slimebucket.
- A slimebucket?
He treats our customers like crap,
cheats on his wife,
and promotes his employees based on
breast size, not qualifications.
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