Four Against the Bank

Synopsis: Four men, betrayed by the bank, unite to take revenge.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
 
IMDB:
5.9
Year:
2016
96 min
12 Views


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FOUR FACING THE BANK

Show me the money!

Come on, that's bullshit!

Take five! What's wrong?

The take was perfect.

- "Show me the money"?

You stole that from Jerry Maguire!

- I was two when it came out.

Okay.

Then say, "Show me the... cash."

Better?

That sucks even more!

That sucks even more than

this shitty movie, and this shitty set!

I know... I know you had a role

in some TV series...

Wait a second, I starred in

the biggest German TV series of all time!

Got it?

- And now you do student shorts

for 100 euros a day.

But you said 200!

That was before I knew

you were a little diva.

You filthy little...

PETER:

THE ACTOR:

Chris! Chris! Chris!

CHRIS:

THE BOXER:

I'm responsible for this agency's

top ten kick-ass ad campaigns!

That's the way it is.

Remember the Volkswagen campaign?

That was me!

The Bitburger World Cup spot? Me!

But when it's time

to choose a creative director,

a job I've worked nine years for,

what do you do?

You give it to Gustav!

I'm so sick of this agency!

None of you

ever appreciated my creative vision.

Not one of you.

That's why

I'm going to say something to my bosses

from the bottom of my heart:

F*ck you. F*ck you all!

While you wasted your money

on whores and fast cars...

I'm talking to you, Alex.

I was saving my money.

Because I knew that someday

you'd stab me in the back.

And now I'll take my money

and open my own agency.

Then I'm going to crush you.

I'm going to pound you into the ground!

You're all dead!

Okay, that's enough.

Security!

Seriously?

I've had 12 years of Karate lessons.

MAX:

THE AD MAN:

Would you like to open

an investment account?

No thanks.

Are you sure?

Sometimes "no" can also mean "yes,"

or "yes, maybe."

Even though, in most cases,

"no" does mean "no."

Unless of course we were playing

some sort of exciting role game,

and we were tied to refrigerators,

for instance.

We'd have safe words

so we'd know that "no" means "yes."

Or that "chocolate pudding"

means "no,"

and "pickles" means "yes."

Do you want an account now?

No.

Pardon me, would you like

to open an investment account?

If you say "pickles"

I'll staple your ears to your balls!

Perverted asshole!

TOBIAS:

INVESTMENT ADVISOR

Chris!

The kick has to come right from the hip.

That's right, from the hip.

- Hey, Chris. Over here.

I'll be right there, ladies.

I'll be right there.

Great job, girls!

On Thursday, I'll be even harder on you.

- The harder, the better.

How long are you going to play this game?

- Game?

Yeah, putting your hands on their hips,

their butts, their breasts...

Hey, I don't touch breasts.

At least not at work.

Come on, Chris.

You can't go on like this.

This is nothing. It's just a scratch.

That's not what the doctor said.

You can't renew your fighting license.

And your retina is in terrible condition.

A boxer can knock me out,

but not some stupid retina.

I don't need a retina.

I've still got eagle eyes.

That's disinfectant.

- I saw that.

I've still got women's boxing.

- Yeah,

until your six-pack turns into a beer keg

and your joints give out.

Do you think women are still

going to pay you to rook their hips?

I may be a little blind,

but I'm not dumb.

Let me show you something.

I hear you scared away another customer.

- I didn't scare her away,

I just don't like to con people

out of their money. It's immoral.

That's the business.

- Yes, according to Schumacher.

The guy's a slimebucket.

- A slimebucket?

He treats our customers like crap,

cheats on his wife,

and promotes his employees based on

breast size, not qualifications.

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