Four Against the Bank Page #3

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Like this. Yeah.

She's an incredible girl.

I think she'll look good in your office.

I want you out of here in an hour,

got it?

And Tobias,

leave us a few drawings.

A**holes!

- Get out of here! -Bastard!

Or we'll call the cops!

- You're bastards! F***ing bastards!

Get lost!

- F***ers!

Let's get a drink.

The bank always wins.

- I could've bought a kick-ass car,

kick-ass clothes, a kick-ass new retina.

- I'll never apologize. Never!

Freddie always believed in me.

No matter what.

She always believed in me.

And now she believes we've got savings.

- I won't crawl back to them!

That account has been empty for a year.

I couldn't land a single job!

I could've been a pimp, but no!

I had to save up!

I'm not even a boxer anymore.

I'm blind, burned out and drunk.

She'll leave me.

She'll take the kids, and...

The bank always wins.

- My dad never trusted them.

You know where he hid his money?

In the litter box.

But the cats sh*t in there.

- Yup.

The bank always wins.

- Are you a broken record or what?

The bank always wins.

If I ever see that advisor again...

- Tobias Bluemel.

Bluemel, Tobias.

Fuckface Bluemel.

There he is.

- Fuckface!

I'll beat the sh*t out of you!

If I ever...

- Hey, don't break my cellphone, too!

I'd do it real clean,

with no evidence or suspects.

How?

- First...

I'd stick little tacks in his eyeballs,

And then I'd rip the hair off his balls

with packing tape.

That hurts like hell.

And when he's lying there,

naked and blind like a little baby bird,

I'd drive a steam-roller over him,

again and again. Back and forth.

And when his entrails are flat

and his intestines are bulging out,

I'd dissolve him with acid.

I saw that on CSI once.

Caustic, high-quality acid,

till there's nothing left of him.

Not even a little pile of sh*t!

Holy crap! Pinch me!

I said "pinch," you freak!

- Oh, man!

That's fuckface!

I'm gonna beat him up!

- He's mine!

We'll go straight to jail

if we whack him here.

See you soon, Bluemel.

The door's reinforced.

- I'll do it, fool.

That's how I do it too.

- Sure.

We're Jehovah's Witnesses.

Hey, not so fast!

Shut the hell up

or I'll bite off your tongue, got it?

Good, then we can begin.

Do you know who we are?

- He asked if you know who we are!

What'?

Take that thing out of his mouth.

One wrong word

and your Wiener is toxic waste!

Podolski!

Juergen Podolski!

The fastest colt in West Germany!

- Colt?

How did you...

I got every episode of

Bullet & Podolski on DVD. Look!

He's right! You're that actor!

You're that actor!

Okay. Yes, I am.

What actor?

Lukas Podolski!

- The soccer player? -No!

Commissar Juergen Podolski!

How did I not realize it was you?

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