Foreign Exchange Page #3
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- Year:
- 2008
- 85 min
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[loud thud]
God damn you.
You know, this is exactly
why I brought you all in here.
Your complete lack of respect
for anything important
is an insult
to every natural-born American.
I know you may want to coast
through your last semester
like the worthless
little parasites that you are,
suckling on the teat
of this United States
government-funded institution.
You remind me
that you get one night
under the bleachers
with your dress
pulled over your head
and all your classmates yelling,
"Katie Rottencrotch!"
[whispering]
Rottencrotch?
But this is a beautiful school,
full of beautiful Americans
and they don't speak
any other language
but good old-fashioned
American English.
You know, I don't know
who I want in this school less,
you four
or those burrito-munching
sand turds.
I have spent
my entire life being pro-life,
but I'm rethinking it now.
Get out.
(man)
Hashbrown,
are you with us on this problem?
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Good, well, then I'm sure
you wouldn't mind
coming up
to help us out with it.
Word.
You skipped a grade, right, son?
Two actually.
I have a lot of friends
at M.I.T.
I'll put the good word
in for you if you want.
Actually, I'm going to State,
but thank you anyway.
State?
You're better than that.
Think about it.
So, Chelsea, you coming
to my party tonight?
I don't know.
Well, if you don't come,
I can't come.
It's your party, Jay.
Wouldn't you come anyway?
(Jay)
Probably,
but if you come,
I am guaranteed
to come.
Well, I want to come.
Who doesn't want to come?
Great, but it's not that easy
for me to just come.
There's a lot of work
to be done
before I can just come.
(Jay)
We can do that work together.
I'm just saying, you coming
will definitely
make me come without a doubt.
Even if I just heard you
say the words,
"Jay, I'm coming,"
make me come.
Well, maybe I'll come.
(Jay) Maybe you will,
but from what I hear,
that's more up to the girl
than it is the guy.
[laughs]
What?
(Jay)
Nothing.
So, you coming?
Oh, I'm coming.
[driving rock music]
# #
(man)
Push it more.
Five more.
Five more.
You're looking swollen.
Yes.
Hey, Shantz, you want
to hop in here and get a set?
We can always use a third cock.
Damn it.
I got to graduate
with a 2.3 average
to get the scholarship.
Big deal, man.
Dude, you know
I have, like, a 1.9.
A little help.
A little help.
and I'm like,
"b*tch, you wake him up,
you keep him up."
No.
It's true.
Hey, did I mention
she was a college chick?
See, sh*t like that
is gonna happen
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