Foreign Exchange Page #4
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- 2008
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every day at State.
The fantastic fornicating four.
(Shantz) Hey, guys,
I got a problem.
We know, Shantz,
but herpes is not treatable.
Shut up, jerk-off.
I can still kick your ass.
Touch.
Look, it might only be
the three amigos.
I got to get my GPA up to a 2.3,
or I don't get in.
That's some sh*t.
Dude, Shantz,
you've got to be joking me.
In other words,
it's a sure thing, slam dunk.
That's all "A"s
and a B-plus.
You're screwed
and not in a good way.
No, uh-uh.
We got to have faith, man.
Look, this is
what we've always wanted
since we were kids,
all right?
We're going to State
together.
Dave, Shantz, my man,
don't you worry.
From now on,
I will do all your papers,
and no more "B"s.
We'll get you there.
Thanks, man.
You know, I could probably
get my hands and some tests,
have Hashbrown
fill them out for you.
We'll make it happen.
- Thanks, guys.
(Dave) We'd never leave you hangin',
bro.
Next year, we'll be living up
the college life
with f***in' titties
and just drinking--
You smell that?
Smells like three-legged deer,
fellas.
Three-legged deer?
Easy prey.
(Dave) Oh, right, right,
I get it.
Anita?
Si.
You must be Jake.
It's a pleasure
to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, guys,
this is Anita.
She's from Brazil.
So do you speak Brazilian,
or...
Mexican?
Spanish.
Portuguese.
Oh, I failed geology.
[laughs]
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning, Gordon.
Listen, Drago,
it's Shantz, man,
Shantz, Shantz.
Okay?
What do we call you?
Emelianenko Tronovsky.
A million ankles?
Emelianenko.
Mil--
Screw it.
We're gonna call you
Russian Dude, okay?
Is that cool?
- Da.
Come meet the crew,
Russian Dude.
Hello, you must be--
Hashbrown, man.
Nice to meet you, Ganja.
Actually, it is Gan-ya.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Okay.
Hi, bonjour.
Which one of you
is Laurent?
Oh, no, I'm Sophie.
Oui, oui, Laurent.
Yes, Laurent.
Is she on the bus still?
No, no, I am--
me, I am Laurent.
You're--
Um, I think we're having
a miscommunication actually.
You see, you're a guy,
and my foreign exchange student
this hot blond
from France named
Laurent.
And plays soccer
and has a girlfriend.
F***.
You're the guy in the picture,
huh, not the girl?
Well, you are Dave, eh?
That's me.
[chuckles]
Besides yourself, Dave,
do you know where I can find
some American virgins?
Uh, no, no, I don't.
That's okay.
I will find them.
(Jay)
So, Anita,
why did you come
to America?
I come to study.
In Brazil, there is only so much
But to really learn
the economics,
the psychology, the politics,
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