Foreign Exchange Page #2

Anyhoo.

My little Davie ready to bang

some French chicks or what, huh?

I don't know.

- Come on.

Shantz, I don't know, man.

I really don't want to

screw sh*t up with Robin and me.

Wow, you know, for a girl,

you got a lousy rack.

F*** you.

Oh, hey, Robin.

(Robin)

Hey, Shantz.

Dave, are you going

to French with me?

French with you?

Class, French class.

Right.

Uh, no,

actually,

I forgot to do my homework,

so I think I'm gonna skip.

Oh.

- Yeah.

So what are you ladies

doing tonight?

Nothing, actually.

What are you guys doing?

Um, we're just--

Jay's house.

- Yup.

Love for the foreigners.

All right?

Be there.

Awesome.

You two should wear

something low-cut

and easy to remove, okay?

Obviously, I'm gonna kill Jay

for not telling me sooner.

I got to go get me

an outfit.

Okay, so I'll see you tonight.

Yeah, I'll see you tonight.

I love you.

Ball check.

Oh, f***.

Did you just--

- Jesus Christ.

Did you just say

"I love you"?

The f***'s

the matter with you?

Hey, let me remind you about

who you are to Robin, okay?

No nooky, no ass,

no poontang, no booty,

no sweet, supple vagina,

no bobbin' on the knob

like corn on the cob,

no getting your pee-pee wet,

no skin flute symphony,

no labia lip-lock,

no beatin' the guts,

no cervix sucker punch,

no mushroom massage,

no mouth hug,

no long stride lefty,

you know, if you were

a little crooked like me,

no spraying the swimmers--

All right, Shantz, Shantz,

shut the f*** up.

I get it,

Jesus Christ.

F***, my stomach.

Look, I'm just trying

to make a point, Dave, okay?

It's senior year.

I ask you again,

when are finally gonna get

your little in the middle?

I don't know,

all right?

Look, all I know is,

when it happens,

I want it to be perfect,

okay?

I want there to be fireworks

and Marvin Gaye playing,

and most importantly,

I want it to be with Robin,

okay?

Look, you got to

forget about Robin.

Forget about her.

Mia Ho.

Mia Ho is the way to go.

You know she wants it.

And that Asian p*ssy

is so tight,

it'll make even

that little pecker feel big.

You know what, you're a b*tch,

but you're right.

I know you're just

looking out for me, man.

I'm sorry about that, dude.

- Thank you, thank you.

I'm sorry, man.

Why is there

a poster of you up there?

What?

Oh!

You're a dick.

Principle Lonnatini, you--

you really like bush,

don't you?

Yes, yes, I--

I love bush.

I mean, wow,

you really, really love bush

don't you?

Yes, I do.

As much as I love bush,

I prefer a nice landing strip.

[snickering]

A good shave

is always nice.

[snickering]

[laughing]

You mean like a Brazilian wax?

[laughing]

What?

Did she just say that?

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