Father of the Year Page #2
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- 2018
- 94 min
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Oh, yeah, money's the reason.
[PJ] It is, dude. 100%.
[Larry] That looks pretty good.
You know what you can do?
You can get latex gloves,
'cause they are pretty much the same price
and then you can use 'em five times.
Wait, are you even allowed
to use condoms in Christian Science?
F***, yeah, we can. Just not for sex.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
[Ben] "Come on. Let's go."
Hey, what... Oh, my... What...
Ben O'Malley?
Meredith Parker!
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, holy sh*t!
Well... You were my first kiss.
Yeah, yeah, in sixth grade.
-and then run and hide from me at school.
-Yeah.
We were boyfriend and girlfriend
for two months,
and then we kissed
and you just never talked to me again.
Real nice, Ben.
Come on. I was so embarrassed.
Remember you were much taller?
Wait, do you remember how that old lady
thought you were my baby brother?
Yes. Oh, my...
I should have kissed you then.
That would have really freaked her out.
Anyway, you look great.
Yeah, I grew up a little bit, just stopped
cutting my hair like Dora the Explorer...
-Started wearing makeup.
-So did he.
He got you, dude.
Yeah. Good one, guys. I have a bad zit.
You know, I was thinking it looks
a little cakey. Is that Este Lauder?
CoverGirl, actually.
Okay. What shade did you use?
Light nude, I think it was.
Looks good on you. Yeah.
-Hey, do you wanna split a drink?
-Um...
I have my first day of work
tomorrow at Postmates.
It's like the Uber of delivery.
Wow. Well, I don't know if you know this,
but we never actually, like,
officially did the breakup.
Which means that
we're still technically dating.
-No!
-Yes, I know.
I've cheated on you a lot.
-Oh, no.
-Sorry.
Oh, man, I've been nothing but loyal.
This is just not working.
I think we're done.
Oh, well, it's good to have some closure.
Well, I'll see you in, like,
another eight years?
Okay, yeah,
or you can give me your number.
Forty-three.
Sweet meeting you.
Yeah. That was a lot of fun.
She just grabbed you
Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
Last time a random girl just grabbed me,
she was falling down the stairs.
Oh!
Dude, if that guy came over here
-what would you do?
-That guy's a Marine, dude.
I wouldn't do anything. I would
take my beating like a true American.
What would you do?
-I'd probably blow him first...
-Mmm, yeah.
...and then take my beating.
Hey, who would you fight?
-I don't know. I wouldn't fight anybody.
-Yeah.
Actually, I take that back.
-I'd fight PJ.
-Yeah.
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