Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Page #4

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Thank God that hot ch!ck !s gone.

Now l can let loose my Darth farts.

(FARTS )

(AlR HlSSlNG)

(FARTS )

(AlR HlSSlNG)

Artoo, get her ready for takeoff.

You may not remember,

but l told you last week

l got my n!ece's rec!tal today.

(VlOLlN PLAYlNG OFF-KEY)

-We gotta s!t through th!s whole th!ng?

-lt's not that much longer.

She's number seven

and there's, l!ke, 18 people.

Relax, man.

l mean,

as long as she knows you were here...

Look, th!s !s happen!ng,

so just come to peace w!th !t.

Hey, th!s a!n't the way

to the rendezvous po!nt.

We're not meet!ng up w!th the others.

We're go!ng to the Dagobah system.

H!. Excuse me. Excuse me.

H!, yeah, do you know

how to get to the Dagobah system?

Yeah, actually

we're headed there now. You can follow us.

Okay, great.

Annoy!ng quest!on. We have to get gas,

would you m!nd pull!ng off

and wa!t!ng for us wh!le we do that?

(GROANS )

Thank you so much.

(SlGHlNG)

Han, look!

HAN:
Crap, there's two more of them

dead ahead.

lt's all r!ght,

l th!nk l can outmaneuver them.

JOHN BUNNELL. This RebeI Iawbreaker

thinks he can outrun the Empire.

The pursuing officers

reaIize he's entered a residentiaI area.

They give him a wide berth,

but they don't Iet him out of their sight.

AstonishingIy, the driver makes a Ieft,

right into an asteroid fieId.

What are you do!ng? You're not actually

go!ng !nto an astero!d f!eld.

Well, !t's e!ther that

or go !nto the strawberry f!elds.

Hey, you know what

l'm gett!ng !nto? ls one-legged ch!cks.

Yeah, Paul,

what's your new w!fe's name? Peg?

That'll be enough of that, lad.

How about E!leen?

R!ngo got !t.

S!r, the odds of successfully

nav!gat!ng an astero!d f!eld are two to one.

Never tell me the...

Actually, that's not bad.

Yeah. No, let's keep go!ng.

Look at that one! Look at that one there!

Look at that other one!

(SCREAMlNG)

We're gonna get pulver!zed out here!

Look, we got four or f!ve

of the ma!n characters on th!s sh!p.

l th!nk we'll be f!ne.

There, that looks good.

Doesn't that p!e look good?

Too bad we can't get at !t.

lt's !n space, and we're !n here.

Otherw!se, l'd be eat!ng !t r!ght now.

All r!ght, let's park r!ght there !n that cave.

What are you do!ng? You can't park there.

-You're not hand!capped.

-l have vert!go.

lt's a real med!cal cond!t!on.

l'm just go!ng on record

as say!ng l'm not comfortable w!th th!s.

l hope you know what you're do!ng.

l've just found

that Le!a's constant quest!on!ng of me

has not been product!ve

to the atmosphere of the sh!p.

And l th!nk that she just

needs to get some respect for herself.

Artoo, wake up, we're here.

Put your shoes on.

You better hurry up and land.

The last half hour,

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