Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Page #3

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Good. Our f!rst catch of the day.

(SCOFFS ) L!ke you know how to f!sh.

Prepare to f!re g!ant boob-n!pple gun.

(CHUCKLlNG)

Feel!ng okay, s!r?

Just l!ke new. How about you, Dack?

l feel l!ke l could take on

the whole Emp!re myself.

Really? 'Cause that would be awesome.

Hey, everyone, Dack says he's got th!s one.

(ALL CHEERlNG)

You know !t, b!tches!

Hey, lmper!al fleet,

get ready to suck some Dack!

-l th!nk we're doomed.

-Nah.

Unless they've got any b!g, g!ant

robot camels, l th!nk we're okay.

J!m, robot camels.

Check !t out, that one's wear!ng Crocs.

(MEN SCREAMlNG)

Echo Stat!on 5-7, we are on our way.

REBEL LEADER. Great. We'II see you in...

(GUN FIRING)

Echo Stat!on 5-8, we are on our way.

Hurry!

Yes, Lord Vader,

the!r sh!eld w!ll be down !n moments.

You may start your land!ng.

ExceIIent. We'II prepare for our descent.

Hey. Hey, ConsueIa, no cIeaning.

No cIeaning whiIe I'm doing

the hoIogram... Shut that off!

Mr. Darth, you no have

no more Windex on Star Destroyer.

WeII, that's not my probIem.

Why don't you go out and buy some?

No. No, you buy.

What if I give you the money,

then you can go out and buy it?

No.

(EX CLAlMlNG)

(GROANlNG)

Crap! l'm h!t!

(GASPS )

FEMALE VOICE. OnStar.

What is the nature of your emergency?

Yeah, l just got laser torpedoed

by an lmper!al walker

and l need roads!de ass!stance.

Of course, sir.

Am I speaking with AdmiraI Ackbar?

Yeah. Yes. Yes, l'm Adm!ral Ackbar.

(HOARSELY) lt's a trap.

(SLURRlNG) l love you guys.

We had a great summer.

Han! What are you st!ll do!ng here?

Well, l just real!zed that my spacesh!p

works better when l have the keys.

Duh!

MAN ON PA. ImperiaI troops have entered

the base. ImperiaI troops have...

(FEEDBACK)

Sorry, I dropped the thing.

ImperiaI troops have entered the base.

(GASPS ) Oh, my God, !t's pregnant.

We're !n a war. We're !n a war.

l want the pr!ncess captured !mmed!ately.

Geez, Gordon, maybe today wasn't the day

to wear your mesh stormtrooper sh!rt.

Sorry, !t's just...

l'm go!ng out danc!ng after work ton!ght.

Oh, my God, l can't remember

the last t!me l went out danc!ng.

l th!nk !t was Memor!al Day,

l!ke, two years ago.

No, you know what? lt was four years ago.

You know how long !t was?

lt was on Alderaan.

That's how long ago !t was.

Are those guys gett!ng away?

We should probably get those guys.

Those other guys w!ll get them.

So, what else?

Th!s bucket of bolts

!s never gonna get us past that blockade.

Th!s bucket's got a few surpr!ses

left !n her.

Plus, me and Chew!e are on !t.

A!n't that r!ght, Chew!e?

-Hell, yeah. You my nerf herder.

-You my nerf herder.

All r!ght, Chew!e, punch !t.

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