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Monster Family
David Safier
2017		Hot, hot, hot! Ow, sun, sun. Oh, no. Okay, then. On your marks. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 4 votes)
Almost Christmas
David E. Talbert
2016		1 It's a beautiful Birmingham morning and the holiday season looks merry and bright. Are you ready for the holidays? Not me. Man, I got five...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
They Live
John Carpenter
1988		THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
24 Hours to Live
Ron Mita
2017		You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Alex Gladiolus VS Death
Hariette Gu
2020		Narrator: Long ago there was magic. (A young woman snaps her hands and a bowl of fruit flies into her hands) That village had everything you would ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Almost Famous
Cameron Crowe
2000		1FADE IN1 A close-shot of a yellow legal tablet. A young hand comes into frame, holding a pencil. For a few moments, we hear only the soft scrat...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015		I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Family Man
David Diamond
2000		KENNEDY AIRPORT, PAN AM TERMINAL - NIGHT SUPER: AUTUMN, 1987 A line of PASSENGERS about to board a Pan Am flight to London. JACK CAMPBELL, 22,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
To Live
Wei Lu
1994		ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967		Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation
Tom Kane
2015		1 HUMPHREY: Okay, pups. As we continue on our first family vacation to Alfred Creek Falls, it's time for my infamous animal impressions. (PU...Rate it:

(4.50 / 4 votes)
A Family Thing
Billy Bob Thornton
1996		Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
A Guy Named Joe
Dalton Trumbo
1943		Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Live Free or Die Hard
Mark Bomback
2007		Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Eichmann Show
Simon Block
2015		September 2nd 1945. The war is over. 50 million dead including six million murdered Jews. As leading Nazis are captured one name slowly rises t...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Madea's Big Happy Family
Tyler Perry
2011		Byron! I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. - You know that. - Well, thank you for ...Rate it:

(3.21 / 14 votes)
The Family That Preys
Tyler Perry
2008		-We want purple on the top up there. -Yes, ma'am. Oh, no, dear. That whole arrangement needs to go back there. -Between the windows. -Yes, ma'...Rate it:

(3.00 / 7 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Tony Geiss
1985		[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

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